[The Bee] James Bond To Stay Male, Will Be Played By Elliot Page
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The bee has a tendency to be predictive as often as satirical
Yeah, I'm genuinely concerned.
The Bee needs to predict when there will be the downfall of leftists now.
Yeah, tolerance is one of those terms the left has fucked with to the point where it only means what it means when they want it to.
You don't wanna refer to someone who's clearly a man as "she", that should be fine so long as you leave them the fuck alone, but no. The left no longer considers that to be tolerance. Now, if you don't call people whatever they want, that's intolerance, and they don't have to tolerate your intolerance! Never mind the fact that bullying people to change how they speak is quite intolerant.
I'm sick of "tolerance" now, because they've twisted it into something its not. Personally, I think it would be better to advocate for "indifference". We should all try to be "indifferent" towards each other. There's no twisting that word, cause it just means you don't give a fuck about something. Want me to call you "they/them"? Too bad, idgaf about your identity, I'm indifferent. If you don't like it, you should try not giving a fuck, be indifferent.
Problem is, this would probably never work because it seems to be ingrained in most people that "tolerance" is the way to go. This is why I think it was always a poor word choice, honestly. It was only a matter of time before people tried to twist the definition and start with all the "We won't tolerate your intolerance!" shit.
trading being a doe-eyed woman that some people thought was cute to a 5' 1" manlet with a bowl cut.
Holy shit this is going to happen isn't it
Yeah because Broccoli actually said that SHE thought James Bond should stay male, but she has to consult with the other producers so they can choose an actor in 2022.
But Barbara Broccoli is just one person saying that SHE thinks James Bond should be male. It's not set in stone and she doesn't get the entire say, so this literally could end up being true and the Bee is no longer satirizing the Left but simply predicting the future... sort of like what they've been doing for the last couple of years.
Plus... "Elliot Page" is male, remember? They truly believe that. So picking a mentally ill female who rejects her biological sex would make it even easier for them to be forced to pick a "man" for the role again.
Plus, these "trans men" tend not to have the traditional 'toxic' masculinity (because they are female, but I digress) so this would be a perfect choice for 2021 Hollyweird.
Lmfao
Plausible.
This reads like a real headline.
Fuck.
Good god, the bond woman being trans would be almost worse.
I LOLd