[The Bee] James Bond To Stay Male, Will Be Played By Elliot Page
(babylonbee.com)
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Holy shit this is going to happen isn't it
Yeah because Broccoli actually said that SHE thought James Bond should stay male, but she has to consult with the other producers so they can choose an actor in 2022.
But Barbara Broccoli is just one person saying that SHE thinks James Bond should be male. It's not set in stone and she doesn't get the entire say, so this literally could end up being true and the Bee is no longer satirizing the Left but simply predicting the future... sort of like what they've been doing for the last couple of years.
Plus... "Elliot Page" is male, remember? They truly believe that. So picking a mentally ill female who rejects her biological sex would make it even easier for them to be forced to pick a "man" for the role again.
Plus, these "trans men" tend not to have the traditional 'toxic' masculinity (because they are female, but I digress) so this would be a perfect choice for 2021 Hollyweird.