District officials called Schack Monday to say he was being put on leave, adding that they had “misplaced his background check file,” he said.
Hmm, convenient! I wonder where it possibly could have gone? It sure would be silly of them in the year of our Lord 2020 to only have a single physical copy of such important information.
I thought I was a weirdo until I saw all these people so in love with their genitals that they not only do it during working hours, they can't wait 5 fucking minutes to restart their PCs and maybe unwind with a drink.
I know it's a wank so you're not going full-on foreplay, but at least try to set a mood that isn't "I really need to get those forms done before tomorrow's deadline".
Probably true. What are the odds he went straight from attending public school to attending public university to working as a public school teacher with no other employment history or life experience to speak of?
What kind of teacher gets the urge to pound off immediately after teaching a bunch of kids.dudes definitely a pedarist
Yes, that seems likely. It's also natural to think non-celibate pedophiles would seek employment where kids are around.
What's a pedarist Walter?
Hmm, convenient! I wonder where it possibly could have gone? It sure would be silly of them in the year of our Lord 2020 to only have a single physical copy of such important information.
I've never been in a Zoom meeting, where is this guy I'll start collecting stones?
where's the pile
does a boulder count as a stone?
I've honestly never masturbated in a zoom meeting.
I have a pile of stones fam
I thought I was a weirdo until I saw all these people so in love with their genitals that they not only do it during working hours, they can't wait 5 fucking minutes to restart their PCs and maybe unwind with a drink.
I know it's a wank so you're not going full-on foreplay, but at least try to set a mood that isn't "I really need to get those forms done before tomorrow's deadline".
Reminds me of the bonobos who used to be on the front page of reddit all the time.
NY Post doesn't deserve clicks - https://archive.vn/wip/voeNv
I like the NYP.
Apparently this nigga is 21 but he looks 40. I guess child molesters are a genetic thing.
You misread it he's been an employee for 21 years lul
You merely adopted the public school. He was born in it, molded by it.
Probably true. What are the odds he went straight from attending public school to attending public university to working as a public school teacher with no other employment history or life experience to speak of?
The two comments above mine, taken together, imply he was working for the public schools since he was born.
Well, shit.
IS THIS SHIT THE ONION/BEE HOLY SHIT
I came here expecting Booty jokes. Frankly I'm a little disappointed.