"My butt's been wiped" - Joseph R. Biden

It's a basic risk/reward scenario. Most people haven't heard it, just think it's a rumor to cause drama, and write it off.

Also he was married to Keiko

Didn't she leave him on the station and take their kid in a huge tiff, never to be heard from again?

Straight to that jail in DC where they've been holding J6ers

If you'll recall, this is exactly what happened when they all fled to Mastodon for shelter too. The amount of kiddie porn exploded, and they were back on Twitter in short order.

The intersection of MLK and Malcolm-X is guaranteed dangerous.

I like the term "emotionally incontinent".

Could have been asian. There are large Korean and Vietnamese enclaves in and around Fairfax Co.

Reminder that the last Concord was lost in a firey crash.

I've been called a racist and responded flatly with, "so?" And have been met with the NPC blue screen on several occasions.

I dont honestly know. He's got some pretty wild stories.

An aussie buddy of mine got a little drunk (on the aussie scale) in a Thai bar, and apparently offended one of the locals. He ended up roofied and naked in the bay.

Don't fuck around in foreign countries.

Especially this one.

rational, controlled self

The inverse corollary term is, "emotionally incontinent."

The fur-baby phenomenon is baffling to me. Don't get me wrong, I like pets, but there's no instance where I cross the line between children and pets.

My 12 year old reddit accout didn't have an email address associated with it. This was no problem until reddit went public. I recently got a message about suspicious activity on my account, so it was permanently banned until I reset my password. Wouldn't you know it - the only way to reset my password is to add an email address, so they can send me a reset link. So, I don't have a reddit account anymore.

Naw. They've been replaced by poos, and poos don't even know what hockey is.

Harry Potter Reboot

I hope they roofie it, bend it over the back of the couch, go in dry, and go at it so hard that JK Rowling disowns the whole fucking thing.

I've long been an advocate for having places in the world that are off the grid. And not just in the homesteading sense, but really, truly disconnected from the rest of the modern world. Sane people need places where the long arm of technology cannot reach.

Tis better to ask forgiveness than it is to ask permission.

After tendering ten violences, and getting your card punched, you're entitled to a free Subaway foot long sub!

I would never have imagined that having OnlyFans on your resume would be a net positive.

Fitting, because Canada is super fucking gay.

True.

I went through a libertarian phase, and I grew out of it. You can only be beaten over the head with your own ideology so many times before figuring out that either you're ideologically consistent (and going to lose every time), or that your ideology is crap.

At the last gig where I had a lot of Indian coworkers, we referred to them as "The Indian Mafia".