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TechParadox 15 points ago +15 / -0

Far be it from me to suggest that these anti-capitalist game devs should lose out on sales by someone downloading a copy from someplace that might have links to things from GoG, or from other fine places of acquisition.

I mean, I was going to buy this thing once it got out of early access, but fuck these guys very much. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, a pirate's life for me.

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TechParadox 17 points ago +17 / -0

True, but there's plenty of soyboys who would be willing to cuck out for her regardless, and as one of my college buddies used to say, "When it's beer-thirty after closing time, standards get reeeeeaaaally shaky." Plus, I'm sure that there's more than a few conservative dudes who would throw her a hate-bang.

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TechParadox 37 points ago +37 / -0

Not for nothing, but you don't get to pick your own nickname, and if you do try to do so, it's cringe as fuck.

Once you do have a nickname, as a public figure, you get no say in who can can't use it.

Y'know what's supremely delicious about seeing her melt down about trivial shit like this? How massive her public meltdown is going to be once her 31-year-old, used-to-being-fawned-on self hits the wall in about 5-10 years, her looks start to fail, and someone calls her "old".

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TechParadox 9 points ago +9 / -0

It seems like every time I turn around we're slipping closer and closer to the movie Idiocracy being less of a comedy and more of a prophecy.

That being said, I'd vote like mad for Terry Crews as president.

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TechParadox 14 points ago +14 / -0

Think of how garbage most of Spike Lee's oeuvre is, and imagine Hollywood's offerings being worse than that. That's what we're headed for if the idealogues get their way in forced diversity.

That being said, if the majority of Hollywood went broke after getting woke, maybe we'd see a resurgence in films that are worth watching, instead of over-produced tentpole franchises and massively pretentious fart-sniffers with overly symbolic plots.

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TechParadox 32 points ago +32 / -0

Man, I'm a middle-aged white dude from the Midwest, and even I know what the hell a "coyote" is in reference to illegal immigration. Shit like this makes me think of the George Carlin quote every time: 'Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.'

These are in the part of the half that falls a little bit further than one sigma into the left side of the bell curve.

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TechParadox 4 points ago +4 / -0

Elmyra was fine in Tiny Toons, where she was always lugging around Furrball the cat, but man, those Animaniacs bits stunk.

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TechParadox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Annnnnd today I was reminded that I have a Minds account. Damn shame they never really took off, and also a damn shame on Gab's part that they're basically languishing in obscurity. We need a Twatter alternative to hit critical mass, and soon.

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TechParadox 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yeah, that gets a huge [CITATION NEEDED] in my book. I'd love to know what study produced those results and whether they could be independently verified, because I'd be willing to bet that the majority of employees out there would parrot a SocJus talking point to save their own bacon if it was their job on the line.

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TechParadox 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw an article in my feed today that was literally titled "Ways to avoid exposing yourself on your Zoom calls"

I didn't bother to bite on the clickbait, but I'm guessing the logical answer of "wear some fucking pants and a shirt that fits" wasn't the lead of the article.

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TechParadox 9 points ago +9 / -0

Given the current political climate in the state, nothing would make me happier than for everything below I-80 to say "fuck this, we're out" and split away from Chicago and the collar communities. Considering most of Chicago thinks that anything below that line doesn't exist it wouldn't be much of a change for them, anyway. Let Madigan the lich, fatboy Pritzker, and all their cronies try and survive on playing politics without 3/4ths of the state to leech off of.

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TechParadox 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not even going to be a six months thing. They're slating it for a two month takeover, and then the prior storylines will resume after that. They're basically bumping two months' worth of content on the calendar for a chance at a quick sales pop and to float a trial balloon to see if readers will bite on the new characters or if there will be backlash on it. They know that two months is the limit on sales bumps for new characters because everyone wants to grab the first issue of a new series or a character's first appearance, then sales numbers usually get cut in half for the second issue, and then in half again for the third issue. If they only run it for two then they miss the 3rd issue drop as well as being able to weather the storm on a potential blow-up.

What they're missing is the other general backlash over it being a huge shared world event. Sure, there will be some sales boosted from it, but overall readers have become more apathetic to "event" storylines and the required cross-buy to get the whole story.

Also, for what it's worth, I do recall there being a little bit of rumbling from the BB and Batgirl fans back in the day when they introduced Jaime or Cassandra, but you're right, eventually the storytelling won the readers over.

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TechParadox 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yeah, that's basically just being straight with extra added oppression points thrown into the mix, combined with forcing "xer" girlfriend to deal with a "feminine penis".

Clown world says what?

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TechParadox 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah. They initially teased his pod in a throwaway scene in the Collector's menagerie in GG1 (along with Howard the Duck!) and did the full teaser for it in the post-credits scene in GG2. Too little, too late, though, because they already had plans in place for Captain Flatass and her amazing lack of emotional range to be the savior of the universe. Rumor had it they were going be trotting out Adam Warlock for GG3, potentially along with the actual Nova (not the Corps), but if Feige gets a wild hair then lord knows when or even if it'd ever happen. Hell, knowing them, they'd probably try to make Adam Warlock trans, and the Nova they bring out would be Sam Alexander instead of Richard Rider.

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TechParadox 16 points ago +16 / -0

Pretty much. When they went woke as fuck with Black Panther, announced the retcon shoehorn of Captain Marvel into the MCU, and that they weren't going to be using Adam Warlock for the Infinity War, that's where I (and I assume many other people) checked the fuck out. I stuck with it to see out the end of the arc, but once Endgame was done that was it for me and trying to watch every MCU movie.

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TechParadox 4 points ago +4 / -0

And you just know the plot excuses they're going to make. "She was a runner before she lost her legs in %HEROIC_INCIDENT_WHERE_SHE'S_THE_SAVIOR% and then the Speed Force chose her to be the next Flash because the Speed Force is Female!"

Damn, I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit while writing that.

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TechParadox 31 points ago +32 / -1

He was, temporarily. They pulled him off of the project for a while until the shit-storm blew over, then re-attached him to it once the tempest in a teacup was done. He's still the same shit-heel he was before, but the house of the mouse and his leftist buddies are counting on everyone going HA HA FUNNY MOVIE and forgetting the trash he spewed in the past.

Either way, GotG3 is part of the Nu-MCU, so I won't be bothering to go see it. Between COVID delaying stuff and Endgame capping the last arc, they've lost any momentum they ever had, on top of the ensuing wokeness shit-show.

Edit: I also forgot that he bounced over to DC for a bit after the pro-kiddie-diddler allegations blew up, and he did The Suicide Squad over there while he was in Marvel purgatory. It still blows my mind that he could get work, at all, after basically admitting to being pro-pedo.

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TechParadox 3 points ago +3 / -0

The bullshit retcon they're trying to foist off on the readers is that the Amazons from the Greek side of things weren't actually insular and stayed on their island, but instead sent out exploration parties to different areas of the world, and the new WW is descended from one of those explorers that apparently decided to hook up with the locals or some shit. Ergo, she's not even full-Amazon, but somehow she's going to magically inherit the mantle of being Wonder Woman. I can suspend a lot of disbelief when it comes to comic books, but the least the bastards could do is be consistent in their storylines. Hell, I'd even accept that the exploration party made their own clay statue that had stood as a monument in their Amazon-basin version of Themiscyra and the gods decided to activate it as the new WW, but nope, we get someone who is magically blessed by her whatever-amazon-percentage bloodline.

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TechParadox 9 points ago +9 / -0

From the replies:

And even before gamergate, black women online were sounding all sorts of alarms.

[Citation Needed] on that one

And once again, the hot take in the original tweet has it backward. GG wasn't the problem, GG was the canary in the coal mine on the Vidya side of things. MRA's wouldn't exist if men's rights and general treatment in certain areas were equal to those that are given to women. Incel culture arose because of toxic femininity shunning any man who isn't over 6' tall with six-pack abs, at least a six inch dick, and a six-figure bank account. 4chan has always been 4chan. If SocJus had left it the fuck alone, 4chan would have left it the fuck alone. Milo was an attention whore from the beginning, and probably would have just went whichever way the wind blew. And as for "alt-right trolls", well, when everything that isn't to the left of Marx is considered "alt-right", you're covering some pretty broad ground there.

The one thing they did get right is that journalism is in the shitter, but not for the reasons they think. There is no "journalism" any more. It's all hot takes that get parroted out by the talking heads that are all owned by the same leftist media conglomerate. If anyone tries to do actual, unbiased journalism it gets mocked and derided as being fake from the mainstream media, and its attempt to inform is lost on its way to the very people who need to see and understand it.

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TechParadox 4 points ago +4 / -0

TBF, the good looking Brazilian women are hot AF, so I'll grant you that one. DC has gone for the dark Latina look, that way they can guarantee people know the new WW is a POC. Apparently being Wonder Woman is now a thing that gets passed around to people of Amazonian descent, kinda like being the Slayer was in the Buffy-verse. Let's hear it for swinging the retcon bat on that one.

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TechParadox 15 points ago +15 / -0

What blows my mind is the smoothbrains over at the Twitch subreddit are all jerking off over this shit, and they don't realize they're being pandered to in the weakest "Hello, fellow gamers!" way. They're like "Oh, she's just encouraging people to vote!" Yeah, and I have an oceanfront villa in Arizona I want to sell you if you believe that. The only encouragement going on there is to vote blue no matter who - but they can't even see through the thinnest of ruses because EHRMAGERD AOC IS ONE OF US. These are probably the same idiots that think her photo op at the chain-link fence wasn't staged.

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TechParadox 11 points ago +11 / -0

Alternate Earths and Elseworlds I can handle. They're supposed to be fun, "What If" takes on the continuity that don't affect the current plotlines, crossovers notwithstanding. What I have beef with is them trying to do the whole fem-Thor bait-and-switch, with a "oh, no, this is your 'Batman' and 'Wonder Woman' now, the name is just their title, nudge nudge" look on their faces. If they want to pull this shit in current continuity, they need to give them new names and unrelated origins.

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TechParadox 3 points ago +3 / -0

At first I was like "what the hell am I missing?", and then I realized there was a trans flag behind the radio. I guess Xer's virtue signal was stronger than their radio's signal. Five bucks says it's a M-to-F 'trender, based on the size and shape of the hands.

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TechParadox 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll probably still play it with friends, but yeah, this is one of the most desperate "How do you do, fellow kids?" actions I have ever seen.

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TechParadox 27 points ago +27 / -0

the district released data showing that minority students received more Ds and Fs than white students: Just 7 percent of whites received failing grades, as opposed to 23 percent of Native Americans, 23 percent of Hispanics, and 20 percent of black students.

Gee, maybe because white parents made their kids actually study and turn in their papers on time? Now, granted, I'm sidestepping around socio-economic reasons for the minority students to not be able to do so, but it seems to me that in school, much like in life, you get what you earn. As one of my college professors of a 200-level course said, "I don't give grades. You EARN your grade. If you're failing the class then you need to either step it up and get some tutoring at the student center, or you need to drop and go back to the 101 course until you get it." If hanging out on the corner with one's dope-smoking friends is more important than achievement in school, well, you get what you put in the effort for.

Under the new system, students will not be penalized for failing to complete assignments, and teachers will give them extra opportunities to demonstrate mastery of subjects.

Oh, no, no, don't bother turning in the project paper you half-assed. Teacher will give you enough lowball extra credit attempts to make up those points.

Common grading practices such as averaging a student's grade over time can disadvantage students who started the year behind grade level and can discredit the progress a student has made

In my entire life, I've never seen someone who was behind the curve in a class magically turn it around and suddenly become a A+ tier student in the period of a semester or a year. Even if they did, that still means they were screwing it up at the beginning, so if they were a "master" (oops, can't say that word anymore) proficient student at the end of the semester, their aggregate grade accurately depicts their overall progress.

Grades "shall not be influenced by behavior or factors that directly measure students' knowledge and skills in the content area,"

Meaning the student can go up to the teacher, say "I'LL SUCK YO DIIIIICK", and walk out with an A after wiping off their chin, because that has about as much value as their proposed grading system.

The whole fucking mess sounds like a recipe for disaster.

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