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Soup_Navy_Admiral 17 points ago +17 / -0

When did the word "stochastic" become so beloved by dumb people?

Grant Imahara used it on Mythbusters once or twice. One of them might've caught it in the marathon Discovery ran after he died, and then it became a meme.

(That is literally my best guess.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 11 points ago +11 / -0

Twitter CP? Videos of violent crimes uploaded to Facebook? Literal terrorists use a shared Hotmail account to coordinate? All business as usual.

Someone calls someone a fag on CoD voice chat? Bring in the Department of Fatherland Security!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have no idea what you're talking about, the "badly-lit overzoomed photos of plates of food" genre is going to take off any second now.

(Quite enjoying flexing my creative writing skills.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +15 / -0

First author Dr. Annika Stechemesser said: "People tend to show a more aggressive online behavior when it's either too cold or too hot outside.

People are more likely to be jerks when they're uncomfortable. I'll call the Nobel committee.

That said, blaming discomfort on climate change implies that without human-caused climate change the entire world would be permanently at ideal room temperature.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is this an one and done fetish?

Yeah, well, vore.

Oh hell, when's some freak gonna try mainstream that?

Every day I yearn for the second coming of Christ.

I totally agree.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 24 points ago +24 / -0

Constants in the world: The sun rises, the sun sets, and Joe Biden says something that his staffers desperately try to walk back.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also the cartoon where a kid holding a stuffed animal says "If it hurts, you didn't use enough lube."

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

Aren't they based out of San Francisco? What few nominally straight white males they had were likely bugmen.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's bloody trying, all right.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 17 points ago +17 / -0

I don't know what's worse, that someone looked at her face and said "Yeah, let's include that." or that pre-Senokot Galadriel at the end was the only thing that saved it from being utterly worthless.

It takes (a kind of) talent to make scenic vistas look this bland and uninspired.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not a month earlier, the president met with a group of handpicked historians

Handpicked? So, a bunch of yes men.

who told him that democracy was teetering, hanging on by a thread.

Why yes, Comrade Stalin, we all think the counterrevolutionaries are the cause of the breadlines!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

I quite like the "Easiest unfollow ever." I can think of a dozen different ways to interpret that and all of them are equally moronic.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 13 points ago +13 / -0

Remember kids, Cloudflare's public policy says bathtub drugs are good for you!

(I choose to take this away from this announcement.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 22 points ago +22 / -0

Gee, I wonder why the blue checks want a purge of archive sites?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, if someone kills him as a result of this it will be because the Revolution succeeded and started pinning lead medals on their useful idiots.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

which is stupid as he could get booted at any time as his website is hostile to said dictatorship.

So the worst the dictators in China can do to the site is... exactly what every "free" nation has done already?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Emergencies Act has been invoked, but it still needs to be voted on; the debate has ended but no vote was held (yet).

The deputy PM was moving to make parts of it permanent days ago.

There was never any question about it passing.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +16 / -0

Oh no, the totalitarian thug who called a live video "disinformation" is continuing to live out his Airstrip One fantasies.

I am shocked.

Up next: Purges of the disloyal.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guess they haven't threatened to take your life yet.

Just the things that make it worth living.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 24 points ago +24 / -0

Critics have said Gassy Jack is a symbol of oppression against Indigenous people, noting he was 40 years old when he married a 12-year-old girl from the Squamish First Nation.

Oh, so that's why there's no statues of Mohammed.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, choom, how 'bout a date? We'll talk things, y'know.

Translation to English: "Come on, let's get this hype train back on the rails!"

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