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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just have obligations I have to do

Happens to all of us. Whatever it is, I hope it all turns out OK.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

No! Don't you know that if you say the magic words "Sieg Heil!" loud enough you'll revive Voldehitler?

You don't read the Necronomicon out loud, even ironically!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't know what "it" is but I don't want to get "it" from you. Also, respect is earned, not received for free by demanding it like a whiny little bitch.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent. What percentage of her salary is she redistributing to the proletariat of color?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Immediately Crowned Gay Icon By 'Fans'

Like Pennywise was?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just pointing out these are the same people who a few years back let a Denmark politician natter about a future where you don't even own your clothing and you love it.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

seek to preserve some fictional norm (etc.)

That's literally what people say conservatives do. Is this a troll?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reliable Sources

Reliability is like coolness: To assert you have it is to lose any claim to it.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +10 / -0

(Sees hair.)

(Sees shirt.)

Oh, damn, he's based on that annoying Adam whatshisface, right?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

(Catches up on the Kiwi Farms thread.)

I'll be damned, his brother is attempting to go down the same path of e-begging and commentary.

why

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Coded" always means "conforming to my stereotypes, which I will then project on someone else".

Orcs are "coded" black.

That chick with the short hair in Mass Effect Andromeda shouldn't have been straight because she was "coded" lesbian.

etc.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 31 points ago +31 / -0

Meet the taxidermists turning to Onlyfans to get by.

Meet the architects turning to Onlyfans to get by.

Meet the fast-food-drive-through-voices turning to Onlyfans to get by.

Who cares? Look, you got some kind of nurse fetish? Date a few of them. If that doesn't cure you you deserve what you get.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 14 points ago +14 / -0

Bob's brunch is probably a tiny snack of two double cheeseburgers, each with fries and a drink.

He saves the McNuggets and four burger combo for his small lunch meal.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +11 / -1

Wait, so they're arguing for stronger border controls?

But I lived down there for years. Most sectors were shit, they've just killed off the few functioning ones that were left.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remind me again about all the lead in you from all the gunfights you were in, Fiddy.

(If he does have any I imagine it's all in his ass.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

I own nothing, have no privacy, and life has never been better

The superior future, brought to you by Panem and Circenses!

Welcome to the year 2030.

This is gonna be optimistic in more ways than one.

Welcome to my city - or should I say, "our city". I don't own anything. I don't own a car. I don't own a house. I don't own any appliances or any clothes.

Those first two items are common to not own these days, sadly. Then, you started getting creepy. Or homeless.

It might seem odd to you, but it makes perfect sense for us in this city.

You misspelled "cult".

Everything you considered a product, has now become a service. We have access to transportation, accommodation, food and all the things we need in our daily lives. One by one all these things became free, so it ended up not making sense for us to own much.

I'm watching someone from a thing called "World Economic Forum" fail to realize that all those things require effort and therefore can't be free because who's gonna drive a bus just for the deep personal fulfillment of being a bus driver?

Then, when clean energy became free

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA! This Communist utopia is predicated on the creation of free energy!

we could call a driverless vehicle or a flying car for longer journeys within minutes.

Wait, that's even better than free energy, it's predicated on the existence of a Santa Claus machine: A wholly automated device capable of making anything out of anything.

In our city we don't pay any rent, because someone else is using our free space whenever we do not need it. My living room is used for business meetings when I am not there.

The CEO of Globocorp apparently even rubbed his dick on the photo of my sister I keep on the mantelpiece. I'm quite proud.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 11 points ago +11 / -0

WTF, this isn't supposed to be some parody of a dystopia!?

It was quite a day when I realized that utopian fiction and dystopian fiction aren't two different types of fiction. They're almost identical - the only difference is the point-of-view character's place in the hierarchy.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 6 points ago +6 / -0

Projected COVID-19 mutation and/or co-infection with secondary virus (referred to as COVID-21) leading to a third wave with much higher mortality rate and higher rate of infection. Expected by February 2021.

I'm sorry, is this person literally quoting the plot of Pandemic Legacy Season 1 at us?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 18 points ago +18 / -0

our weakened immune systems.

Not weakened, untrained. The idea is that a child, not allowed to play in the mud and get the occasional bout of something like impetigo, never gets exposed to the various "types" of foreign invaders an average human experiences, from harmless to dangerous. As a result, the body never learns what's genuinely a threat and goes DEFCON 1 as soon as it encounters novel but harmless stimuli, resulting in allergies that are in some cases fatal.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 30 points ago +30 / -0

'New Normal'

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are such a big fan of Oreo (TM) cookies that they are the weight of several people. They also need several seats on a plane.

We felt the plural pronoun was appropriate.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

For example a couple of months ago the government decided to subsidize them with 220 million €.

Ain't it grand? I use money I took from you to bribe people to lie to you!

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that where they set the fires? At the intersection of Climate Crisis and Social Justice?

Breathe deep, it's the smell of equity! (The pain lets you know it's working.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 30 points ago +30 / -0

Why not just call them smugglers.

Because smugglers smuggle drugs, weapons, slaves, etc. The specific act of smuggling people because they paid you to is more precise.

Or let's generalize more! "Some people who did something."

racist origins

Doesn't this use of the word come from Mexican?

Collateral damage is still murdered people.

Person is literally saying "Let's ignore the human toll of this crime because words are killing people!"

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 21 points ago +21 / -0

her looks start to fail

Oh well, not like she has much to lose.

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