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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +16 / -0

can we try and cancel TIME for making Hitler Person of the Year in 1938

Maybe.

and making it Stalin...twice

Oh, nonononono. Saint Jughashvili of the Dead Kulak will never be cancelled.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 36 points ago +36 / -0

Hitler, Stalin, Whitmer.

Consistent, has a good ring to it. Sure, she's got my vote.

(Seriously though, anyone else expecting a Bee article on the other side of that archive link?)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shadowlands: Anyone else not impressed?

Bloody hard RPG as I recall, but then I was never good at those isometric type games so maybe it's just m-

WoW

Wait, there's a new WoW expansion?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

turkey basters

In some places I imagine they're deemed "non-essential" and thus not for sale.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cuck embarrasses himself

So, he was doing something to get off? Not sure I should click.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 23 points ago +23 / -0

But he's not a prole, he's a member of the Party.

Stay in your lane, rabble.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 32 points ago +32 / -0

(Sigh.) I didn't care one whit about this kind of thing until they did.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good to know. I'd hate to be like MovieBlob and try to sound "smart" by describing something so obscurely that even people familiar with it aren't entirely sure what I'm talking about.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 18 points ago +18 / -0

If someone was crazy enough to drop a nuke, why wouldn't they do it where they own shit? I mean, if you're going to start the apocalypse you can't expect it to stop at the state border.

It amazes me how they simultaneously treat Trump as an utterly unhinged monster and a reasoning human capable of acting with enlightened self-interest.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 31 points ago +31 / -0

The nature of the epidemic,

... a modified SARS Coronavirus from China?

the spikes,

Hearing that word more. It's almost like it's cold and flu season or something.

the uncertainties,

From most of the population not being sure if any or all of their gathering spots, schools, stores, and workplaces will be shuttered by government diktat before March.

and the need for quick action,

Something must be done. This is something. Therefore we must do this. Maybe try some reasoned action for once?

taken together,

Is a pile of horseshit and scaremongering.

mean that the State has countervailing arguments based upon health, safety,

Those arguments are only "equal" because the media (including social media) has been steadily and systematically purging any dissenting voices, even if they belong to a medical professional.

and administrative considerations that must be balanced against the applicants’ First Amendment challenges.

wat

I'm sorry, did that just end by saying that your first amendment rights are subject to the volume of government paperwork incurred by your speech?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 17 points ago +17 / -0

I get the flu shot every year.

I ain't touching this 'rona shit with a ten foot pole. Watch, say, TL;DR's Addyi videos, where a drug that was pushed through (due to a manufacturer laying down some deep feminist astroturfing, seemingly to inflate their sale price) turns out to both be ineffective at its stated goal AND also has side effects seemingly tailored to be the worst possible for people who'd be taking it.

I don't trust people who are willing to cut corners when it comes to safety, and in this panic EVERYONE is not merely willing but eager to cut corners.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 11 points ago +11 / -0

stuffing a wolf's head with herbs and burning it on barn doors

TBH that's probably a better positive indicator of fitness since it means you had to be healthy enough to hunt and kill a wolf.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +10 / -0

Which is one of the many reasons why they're not tyrants, even as they pull you out of your house and take you to a camp.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why Alyssa, thank you for this bouquet of a hundred flowers! Campaign on!

(edit: I don't need to explain the joke, do I? I mean, I ripped it almost verbatim from our last heal-the-divide discussion.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 8 points ago +8 / -0

You wanna kill grandma!

(Good lord, do I regret voting for this fuck. Well, for his party. I certainly did not look at his name on the ballot and say "Look! Another federal carpetbagger looking to get a second pension! Why I MUST vote for this fine fellow!")

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 17 points ago +17 / -0

Someone want to check how donations for the Clinton Foundation are doing?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 40 points ago +40 / -0

You ever notice how scammers and salesmen try to time-pressure you into a decision, to stop you from thinking about what you're agreeing to?

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