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LauriThorne 14 points ago +14 / -0

Never forget that they "localized" entire dialog in one of the Fire Emblem games to ... because it was "offensive"

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LauriThorne 19 points ago +20 / -1

Didn't even realize who OP was.

This is like watching someone with BPD go through a cycle in super slow motion.

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LauriThorne 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, they do, they just don't use it. FN fulfills our small arms contracts after all. They have the facilities, they just refuse to use them because they don't want to spend the money.

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LauriThorne 5 points ago +5 / -0

They did, but tied it to NFTs somehow

Edit: also, they're really up their own ass about it and are charging a lot of money for the privilege. You have to apply through a form that was written by a narcissist.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember, when something is quantum mechanically impossible it means it take a couple of milliseconds to happen.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also, who cares how good or bad an artist he was? Does anyone actually care outside of trolling with them?

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LauriThorne 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's better than 90% of the population can currently do.

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

The plot may be intrusive, but it's still about as deep as a puddle.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +5 / -1

Begone handshake

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LauriThorne 22 points ago +22 / -0

Go on the pill the very second they get their first period. It's absolutely, batshit insane.

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LauriThorne 28 points ago +28 / -0

There is zero chance a Borderlands movie will be good. Doesn't matter who's in it or who makes it.

Borderlands is an arcade shooter with the barest plot possible, that doesn't translate to a movie.

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LauriThorne 10 points ago +10 / -0

Their company towns serve "gourmet" meals. It's (d)ifferent

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +2 / -1

Are you functionally retarded, or a full blown vegetable?

If you think a bunch of low budget direct to video movies and two games with middling success is "carrying on the franchise" then you're fooling yourself.

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can fuck off with that nonsense. If you adapt something poorly you don't get to pretend that your shit ain't shit just because it's sEpARaTe.

You want to make your own shit? Make your own shit. Don't steal other shit and bastardize it. By that dumbass logic all the bad book adaptations are above criticism. I bet you liked the Eargon movie too you hack.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure there were bad adaptations before that, but nobody bragged about it.

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LauriThorne 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's proud of that fact. He started all this bullshit.

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LauriThorne 8 points ago +8 / -0

This hyper-advanved civilization still uses trial by combat to decide on a leader. That's the biggest unintentional burn on blacks I've seen to date.

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LauriThorne 7 points ago +7 / -0

Protip: you're wrong about nearly everything and have been taken in by Veerhoven being a hack and not adapting the source material properly.

But you're probably ok with that, since it seems to push a lefty agenda right?

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LauriThorne 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ah yes, another moron who takes the word of someone who never read the book, brags about it, and made a movie with the exact opposite message.

The bugs have space flight, have an empire, and the humans fought them on multiple different planets while being allied with another alien species after making peace with them because the bugs are a huge threat.

The federation is actually losing the war for most of the book.

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LauriThorne 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is an asinine take, the "hypnosis" is how they were given the battle plan and how they checked for mental illness.

In the opening of the book they made a guy sit out of the battle for a slight fever. Definitely the actions of hypnotized fanatics.

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LauriThorne 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also, in the source material, we ally with another alien species against the arachnids because they want to kill everyone and everything.

It's also about soldiers in power armor who use tactical nukes, but Paulie never actually read the book like an asshole.

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