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Fistmagic 6 points ago +6 / -0

They didn't want nerds to beat up their girlfriends but the jokes on them we don't even have girlfriends.

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Fistmagic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Banks don't give loans for major fixer uppers. Being ok with buying one goes out the window pretty fast. Matter of fact most of the cheap houses that you can get a loan for will be former fixer uppers that a house flipper bought two years ago. And you will see that transaction on Zillow and get pissed off.

by scyths
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Fistmagic 11 points ago +11 / -0

He looks like he's glad he's not speaking German.

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Fistmagic 10 points ago +11 / -1

You can tell she's a British woman because she's hideous.

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Fistmagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes that is exactly what I envisioned, and definitely not myself as the 25 year old retard btfoing children.

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Fistmagic 1 point ago +3 / -2

I knew this would get bogged down by hypothetical parenting.

I don't own a kid. I don't need to know what you would or should do about kids on phones.

Leave your imaginary parenting at the door and know that your inexperience is showing if you think kids play with toys.

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Fistmagic 24 points ago +25 / -1

Kids don't play with toys they have phones and tablets now.

Most parents can speak on the difficulties of keeping their kids off their phones, and of unopened Christmas presents.

This person doesn't even know anyone with kids.

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Fistmagic 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not going to admit to knowing who that is. Sounds like a furry, tho.

My general point is if your hobby is in any way "urban" be prepared for it to get real gay.

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Fistmagic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Makes perfect sense when you consider who the typical audience for these types of games are. Blacks and white boys who wish they were black love GTA, fighting games, and sports games although sports games weren't mentioned.

Liberals, gays, blacks it's all the same thing. These companies simply know their audience.

by Billyog
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Fistmagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Check the author's surname.

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Fistmagic 7 points ago +7 / -0

I blame the mining industry. As we all know, America has a systemic history of oppressing minorities through demanding physical labor.

As a shovel owner, I can speak truth to power through my lived experiences. Let me tell you, digging is hard work. Doing it every day can take a toll on you both physically and mentally. You can lose feeling in your extremities and on the inside, too. Developing a thousand yard stare.

That's why I support joe bidens fracking ban. Because no price is too steep to get rid of all these numb diggers.

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Fistmagic 2 points ago +3 / -1

He's saying the same people that started Afghanistan are involved with Ukraine. And he's right.

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Fistmagic 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's primarily fags. You cannot support fags without also supporting pedophilia, as it is how they recruit.

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