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Dingledangle2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its Bonfire Night. Celebrating the capture of the people who tried to burn down Parliament. Ironic considering the people they captured back then would have gotten along with aunt queefa and blm famously. They could definitely bond withthe "defund police" faggots currently burning down everything. The dumbasses in the media just don't understand what coincidences are.

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Dingledangle2000 10 points ago +11 / -1

Remember when black females were content with being hot in the background of a Nelly music video? Better times. Oh wait, blm isn't black women, it's white people with hideous deformities.

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Dingledangle2000 17 points ago +19 / -2

Life is simple, ladies. Shut the fuck up about church/spiritual and governmental matters (which should never have been run by your emotionally-compromised asses to begin with), swallow my cock once in awhile, make me a fuckin' sandwich, and I'll pay for your goddamn room and board.

(Oh, and that dress doesn't make you look fat. Your fat ass does. Go to the gym.)

I know I'm being facetious here, but you get my point.

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Dingledangle2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fact that the bartender, ted wheeler*, the great turban, and that beetlejuice lookin bitch still have their jobs is 100% undeniable proof that these leftist drones are universally mindless. Heard Portland finally has National Guard on the scene tonight. After the random chimps have already been destroying everything unchecked for...what are we, six months in?

California's variants are no different. "Hail Hydra" might as well be the leftist mantra.

*of course, while it's not saying much, at least lesser evil (barely) Wheeler isn't replaced by that anqueefer candidate.

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Dingledangle2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

"It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead."

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Dingledangle2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek.

In my case...

They literally promised to launch on my birthday. Just hrs before they delayed it...

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Dingledangle2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fact that the Hobbit movies can be condensed by a fan into a 4hr version that is literally an exact adaptation of the book, and still be coherent, shows you how good the production team was. Literally all the complaints about them can be removed without messing it up too much. It also shows how bad Hollywood is at fucking with a good thing.

goldfishblues.wordpress.com/2018/04/14/the-hobbit-the-bilbo-edition-3-0-the-final-cut/

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Dingledangle2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

BBC 81 radio adaptation is better than the movies as well.

I'm just glad Jackson didn't get tl cuck out like he wanted.

Of course he did make Aragorn conflicted for no goddamn discernable reason, threw him off a cliff and almost killed Viggo Mortenson (literally - Viggo almost drowned in the river because of that scene) in the process.

He tried to shoehorn Arwen into everything like Helm's Deep (that's why the elves were there), replaced Glorfindel with her, because "not having women in the book was pRoBlEmAtIc" and women wouldn't see the movies without it. Yes even then Hollywood tried to be woke. This bullshit isn't new.

He WANTED to become King partly so he could smash some hot elf girl pussy...

Aragorn doesn't need to be relatable and Peter Jackson is a fat sack of shit who gets all the credit for accidentally catching lightning in a bottle. The book is not about Aragorn. He's a supporting character.

Also Ian Holm is a better Frodo in that version than Elijah Wood's "I cry for Aragorn every chance I get like a little bitch".

I could write my own book on how bad the movies fucked up the novel

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Dingledangle2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because the faggot neocons are being blackmailed by the left.

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Dingledangle2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Read up on the creation of Tetris and everything it took to get on the NES and Game Boy...and how Pajitnov got fucked over. It's a textbook example of how commie countries work.

For bonus points Ghislaine's daddy had a hand in the pie as well but never got any of it. Wound up dead as fuck and naked in the middle of the ocean. "Suicide". Don't go into debt, kids.