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AlfredicEnglishRules 4 points ago +5 / -1

He's one of the only movie stars left with any pull.

The article I linked to said it needed to make $650 million.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 16 points ago +16 / -0

If they press charges or arrest him, we are in for a circus at the very least.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't seen San Francisco demand to rape angels to death. They're deprived, but haven't gone as far.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 1 point ago +1 / -0

Roboticists seem to think that arm is needed for everything. I've seen similar videos for burger flippers.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reference to the movie as well. The other super powered character turns out to be his wife, who is currently married to another man.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd love to see Cyborg Superman, or a Green Martian.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 7 points ago +7 / -0

Washington State went into another masked and closed time. I don't know all the details and everyone there seems ok with it. Meanwhile people in Florida think the lockdown was 6 months long and then they had masks for a little while longer.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a black eye and broken wrist that says they are not all innocent blank slates. I was abused of the notion.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 4 points ago +4 / -0

Loneliness is seeing your wife drunk on the floor and knowing she will be like this tomorrow as well.

I've had things that rhyme with some of these. They feel terrible.

On the other hand, the love of my life and I met in our forties and had to deal with all the baggage that creates. I honestly thought it would never happen, but then it did. Nerds take time I guess.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cour D'alene was also the place that had a gun collectors get together at any location antifa said they would demonstrate at. Nothing was broken. They gathered when they heard about rioting in Spokane. Then I had idiot friends who were in antifa protests who were scared that snipers made themselves obvious in Yakima. I didn't have the heart to explain that was the point.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I lived on the Navajo reservation I paid rent to a dog that came to my hip. He was named Cujo and loved to go for walks. He also had no problems taking down anything that challenged him. One time two dogs attacked him on a walk. The next day we found the smaller one dead on our door step.

I still wish I had kept one of the puppies from his girlfriend. I even know which one.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm actually doing well. Lots of work. Tons of messed up stuff, but I found joy and possibilities for the future. I really hope they all work out.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 10 points ago +10 / -0

Loneliness is being with people you love, and knowing they don't return it.

Loneliness is when your house is empty because your wife died three years ago.

Loneliness is burying a loyal pet.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm a foster parent. I have been abused from that opinion.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed. The _____/Snyder/Gunn verse is getting annoying

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AlfredicEnglishRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. An actual self dishwashing set wouldn't have the arm.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 9 points ago +9 / -0

Throw balls at him and see if he hits any.

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