Are we up? It this ours?
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The guy sounds nuttier than a fruitcake.
Hitler destroyed Germany, ruined Charlie Chaplin's moustache for everybody and was a middling and amateurish painter at best.
But you have to hand it to him. He did kill Hitler, so there's that.
I prefer his piece on Germany. I take both sides in race wars.
My position on War in general is a highly controversial one. Whether it be flame wars, race wars, total war, etc;
War is bad. I'm not a fan, generally speaking.
Your opinion is grossly unpopular. Look out the window.
Obviously you aren't an arms dealer.
I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet.
-Some of you have come to believe that I like var. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like var.
-I. LOVE. VAR.
-Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of var. You get up in ze morning, you get into your shitty car, und you see a rich CEO, who works half as hard as you do, drive down ze street in his Porsche. "Class Var."
-You make it to vork, und you find out that ze annual drug test is today, und you just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights ago before dinner with your wife's awful parents. "Drug Var."
-But zhen, you find out that ze only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. "Race Var."
-Then, you try und post about it on your Facebook, but zen all your friends start arguing about vhat's right und what's wrong. "Flame Var."
-You finally get home, und you decide to relax by vatching a program about: "Who gets ze box?" "What's in ze box?" "How much is vhat's in ze box worth?" "Storage Vars." (chuckles)
-What I am telling you, my Nazi army of one zhousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of var. And with your help over ze years, ve are now at the precipice of our true goal.
-You see, I vant a simple var.
-No Class Vars, no Drug Vars, no Race Vars, no Flame Vars, und certainly, no Cold Vars!
-Blueballed for forty years.
-Vhat I vant is a var zhat only ve can bring. -A true var!
-A German var!
-The sequel you've all been vaiting for!
-I! VANT! VORLD! VAR! THREE!!!
On an individual level, yeah, they're bad. Most great human advancement comes through adversity and conflict, though.
Hitler lost. Churchill won and still ruined the British Empire.
That can be blamed on the royal family just as much as Churchill.
I went down the Royal Family rabbit hole the other day on accident after wikipedia-ing one of them. Man am I glad we fought a war to not have to deal with those faggots anymore.
Britain was already in the death spiral. It makes no difference if you replace him. For example, the coal industry was killed by the Trade Disputes Act of 1906, but leftist cancer kills slowly.