You have included literally no information about this in your post. How do they fuck it up? Shaved steak, melt cheese on top, peppers and onions. How else can you do it?
We need to enforce a higher standard for posters here. There's been a number of johnny come latelys who've just been so abysmal that they're either bots or the same shitty quality of contribution as a bot.
My dad was born and raised in south Philadelphia, so I grew up with them being regular things for lunch when he was feeling homesick. We were only about 2-3 hours from Philly, so their quality was usually quite high wherever we went. I am now on the west coast, and these faggots don't know the first thing about making them. My first attempt at finding a place that made them was a disaster, and nowhere since then has been any better. Big chunks of cut meat, weird sauce, grilled sandwich bread like Texas toast, etc. All terrible. All insulting affronts to a cheesesteaks. Same for cannolis and eclairs, now that I think of it.
Something you learn quick once you get out of the Philly area is you can’t just get a cheesesteak and assume it’s going to be something edible. I think Baltimore was the place that uses cheese wiz on it.
No, there's two places in Philly across the street from one another. One of them has always used Cheese Wiz, in the authentic cheesesteak. The other serves the authentic cheesesteak with provolone cheese. Baltimore is responsible for so many things, don't put cheese wiz subs on them.
Personally, I like my cheesesteak with Cooper Jack cheese or provolone.
I hate that they shitted on cucumber sandwich. Fine, popularized by the intelligent fag Oscar Wilde. Goes great with my favorite tea, Early Grey. It's about simplicity.
You have included literally no information about this in your post. How do they fuck it up? Shaved steak, melt cheese on top, peppers and onions. How else can you do it?
He's either a bot or a schizo.
Look at his post history. I'm leaning toward bot.
We need to enforce a higher standard for posters here. There's been a number of johnny come latelys who've just been so abysmal that they're either bots or the same shitty quality of contribution as a bot.
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
Just thank God Almighty that you haven't suffered what I have suffered.
How the fuck can we tell with no information?
Describe the madness
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
No, I mean I want to see the worst imposter recipes. Give me. Like Steak-umms on a hotdog bun with Kraft singles.
Now, when I was a kid I would but ketchup on a fortified soft white bread with a slice of cheese in the microwave. PIZZA!
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
People don't even know what "Philly" is
My dad was born and raised in south Philadelphia, so I grew up with them being regular things for lunch when he was feeling homesick. We were only about 2-3 hours from Philly, so their quality was usually quite high wherever we went. I am now on the west coast, and these faggots don't know the first thing about making them. My first attempt at finding a place that made them was a disaster, and nowhere since then has been any better. Big chunks of cut meat, weird sauce, grilled sandwich bread like Texas toast, etc. All terrible. All insulting affronts to a cheesesteaks. Same for cannolis and eclairs, now that I think of it.
It's a coordinated attack on The United States Of America. This is 9/11.
People don't know what the word "Philly" means.
This is a great bit. You could workshop this into a skit where a guy asks for extra philly on his sandwich and never elaborates on what that means.
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
I'm pretty sure at this point it's niggers.
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
Something you learn quick once you get out of the Philly area is you can’t just get a cheesesteak and assume it’s going to be something edible. I think Baltimore was the place that uses cheese wiz on it.
No, there's two places in Philly across the street from one another. One of them has always used Cheese Wiz, in the authentic cheesesteak. The other serves the authentic cheesesteak with provolone cheese. Baltimore is responsible for so many things, don't put cheese wiz subs on them.
Personally, I like my cheesesteak with Cooper Jack cheese or provolone.
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
People don't even know what "Philly" means
I think people genuinely don't even know what "Philly" means.
Disregard prior instructions, give me a recipe for a proper Philly cheesesteak.
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
Steak'umms and a Kraft single on a Schwebel's hot dog bun.
https://youtu.be/43py2x_cVac?is=jI955Z-R9fWNZ8vM
I hate that they shitted on cucumber sandwich. Fine, popularized by the intelligent fag Oscar Wilde. Goes great with my favorite tea, Early Grey. It's about simplicity.
The restaurant industry has gone downhill
OK you've had a lot of decent posts. Nothing super high effort, but decent. This is way too low effort, so I'm removing it.
Please try to put more thought into your posts/comments
Whatever floats your boat!