If you have a little free time when a scammer lights up your phone try letting them saar and redeem their way through their script, and when you're tired of listening to their prattle on, say that you're interested in whatever scam they're selling, but you'd like to be transferred to someone who doesn't sound like a "doll-it".
It has to do with their caste system. It's the lowest rung, the poo cleaners, disgusting, barely and/or subhumans only fit to scrub filth.
Fun fact: England doing away with the caste system made everyone in India think they were too good to clean up after themselves, which is why the result is... what you see now.
Not any more. That's the point I was making. The harijans and/or dalits were disgusting, barely human (if that) filth cleaners. Now that the caste system (officially) no longer exists, everyone there thinks they're above even cleaning after themselves because then they'll be unclean and not allowed in Indian-Heaven.
the point of zero-day bounties is that you're supposed to overpay on them, not try and argue your wait out of payment obligations. next time someone finds a zero-day, they sell it on the dark web instead.
Agreed. In the end it's Microsofts fuck up for having a vulnerability in there. You want the hackers on your side and eating out of your hand, not calling other wolves.
The problem as I understand it is that people are starting to figure out how to make use of LLMs to uncover all the zero days with such efficiency that they're being flooded with bounty claims to the point where it's logistically unrealistic to pay out on all of them. Take my account with a grain of salt though, as that's just rumblings I hear around the sysadmin forums.
Or.... hear me out: The dalit caste that's taken over Microsoft thinks they don't have to pay, bathe, properly dispose of their trash, poo in the loo, etc.
It can be more than one thing going horribly wrong at the same time and I absolutely blame jeets for a lot of Microsoft's decline over the last decade.
Not without a lot of other software to give it access to whatever OS you are testing. Gemini can't even directly access google docs yet, let alone your C drive, networked machines, or virtual machines.
if your argument is that Claude can't operate as a full-fledged autonomous pen tester and do the whole job for you, that's true. but any competent engineer should be able to find some productivity boost from it.
An LLM wouldn't really be the right tool. But some of the black-box fuzzing tools out there were already using machine learning approaches before the "AI boom" happened.
I'm sure someone's found a way to apply agentic shit to it.
There is only a minor difference. One is a random destination and one is a random walk. In a two dimensional space there is no expected difference in outcome. In higher dimensional spaces the random walk fails almost immediately.
not relevant. the point of bug bounties is that you're basically paying off people who might be tempted to use those vulnerabilities against you, getting them to tell you first instead of the world.
stop paying, and they take their information to the next highest bidder.
A company with a jeet infestation that goes to the very top isn't keeping their word? Next you'll tell me that Epstein didn't kill himself.
I'm just watching with some popcorn 😁. I hope MS gets screwed in some way for this.
Just so there's no confusion for the new folks, Epstein didn't kill himself.
Absolute harijan behavior. Fail and dalit coded.
If you have a little free time when a scammer lights up your phone try letting them saar and redeem their way through their script, and when you're tired of listening to their prattle on, say that you're interested in whatever scam they're selling, but you'd like to be transferred to someone who doesn't sound like a "doll-it".
Is that a horrible insult in street shitter speak? I might actually try it lol.
It has to do with their caste system. It's the lowest rung, the poo cleaners, disgusting, barely and/or subhumans only fit to scrub filth.
Fun fact: England doing away with the caste system made everyone in India think they were too good to clean up after themselves, which is why the result is... what you see now.
Someone scrubs filth in india?
Not any more. That's the point I was making. The harijans and/or dalits were disgusting, barely human (if that) filth cleaners. Now that the caste system (officially) no longer exists, everyone there thinks they're above even cleaning after themselves because then they'll be unclean and not allowed in Indian-Heaven.
apparently they have a whole set of magic spell words that trigger the fuck outta them
Well yeah they're not white, only whites have a strong enough ego to not chimp out when called muh racist names
It's because we aren't deeply insecure in our race
I've been meaning to learn them actually. I'd imagine they don't like being mistaken for pakis, but what else gets under their skin?
It's time to learn about izzat, the pajeet "honor" system where they get bonus points for scamming people without getting caught:
https://scored.co/c/KotakuInAction2/p/1ARcz4UQbe/kiwi-farms-user-breaks-down-izza/c
the point of zero-day bounties is that you're supposed to overpay on them, not try and argue your wait out of payment obligations. next time someone finds a zero-day, they sell it on the dark web instead.
Agreed. In the end it's Microsofts fuck up for having a vulnerability in there. You want the hackers on your side and eating out of your hand, not calling other wolves.
The problem as I understand it is that people are starting to figure out how to make use of LLMs to uncover all the zero days with such efficiency that they're being flooded with bounty claims to the point where it's logistically unrealistic to pay out on all of them. Take my account with a grain of salt though, as that's just rumblings I hear around the sysadmin forums.
Or.... hear me out: The dalit caste that's taken over Microsoft thinks they don't have to pay, bathe, properly dispose of their trash, poo in the loo, etc.
It can be more than one thing going horribly wrong at the same time and I absolutely blame jeets for a lot of Microsoft's decline over the last decade.
The dalits ARE the jeets. They're the lowest class of jeet according to their own culture.
Oh yeah, a $3 trillion company is finding it "logistically unrealistic" to pay.
There is zero evidence this is happening. Plus you can't really use LLMs to effectively find vulnerabilities in a closed source product.
you can't use LLMs to reason about the source code itself, sure. but it can absolutely help you pentest.
Not without a lot of other software to give it access to whatever OS you are testing. Gemini can't even directly access google docs yet, let alone your C drive, networked machines, or virtual machines.
if your argument is that Claude can't operate as a full-fledged autonomous pen tester and do the whole job for you, that's true. but any competent engineer should be able to find some productivity boost from it.
An LLM wouldn't really be the right tool. But some of the black-box fuzzing tools out there were already using machine learning approaches before the "AI boom" happened.
I'm sure someone's found a way to apply agentic shit to it.
Monte carlo methods. Literally: "Try random shit in a simple pattern designed to maximize coverage."
The search space is simply too large to do anything else.
And waste millions of dollars in tokens in the process.
I was talking about the mutation-based ones. They get hybridized with MC frequently, but would be classed as Genetic Algorithms if I'm not mistaken.
There is only a minor difference. One is a random destination and one is a random walk. In a two dimensional space there is no expected difference in outcome. In higher dimensional spaces the random walk fails almost immediately.
not relevant. the point of bug bounties is that you're basically paying off people who might be tempted to use those vulnerabilities against you, getting them to tell you first instead of the world.
stop paying, and they take their information to the next highest bidder.
Ok then just change the webpage, or even just delete it?
Good.
Makes it easier to install Linux.
Sounds like he's got a technological WMD on his hard drive lmao. Probably could sell it on the dark web and break half the internet.
I hope he's ethical and just packs Microslop's shit in.
To be fair, publishing your zero-days on a Microsoft owned website and expecting them to not get taken down is stupid.
According to Microsoft, it's not an exploit. So there should be no reason to take it down.
But if they do take it down, then they're admitting it's an exploit.
The account was bait and the takedown was validation.
I agree. He had to have known that would happen.
His Gitlab getting shutdown surprised me. I thought that was a GitHub competitor and alternative, it doesn't look that way anymore.
Well people would expect Microslop to take down malware and windows cracks from github, yet here we are
Microsoft may have broken the law by doing so.
Microjeet scamming people? No way.
This is good. Next time they'll sell the exploits to hackers and maybe microsaar will get hit
Jeets hiding their failures. Color me surprised,
They could have spent what they spent in what, 5 seconds on AI, and avoided that problem altogether
This has become quite an entertaining story with a lot of posts about it on Twitter.
I'm curious where he is going to go to get his codebase up. That'll be the real GitHub alternative.
Microsoft Slams Public Zero-Day Disclosures Amid GitHub Researcher Account Removal https://thehackernews.com/2026/05/microsoft-slams-public-zero-day.html?m=1
>That profile pic
"HRT hit the autistic community like crack hit black America."
That is how you know the exploit is legit.
Guaranteed troon