Laura Croft is back and she’s pretty attractive
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Jesus Christ this thread is full of gooners lol
So your position is that you prefer ugly, mannish women have prevalence in games instead?
Guy is a troll. Not worth your time
Hmm…big stupid bimbo with DDD boobs flopping around or ugly manly women? Tough choice!
Oh if only if only those weren’t the only two options! Why are there only two options of women???? UGH WHAT A DILEMMA!!!
Too bad, because they are. You either get attractive women or unattractive women, that is the way this has worked out. Take your pick.
I shouldn't have bothered saying take your pick because I already know what you've chosen anyway.
We weren’t talking “attractive v unattractive.” I’m making fun of the gooners in this thread who are complaining that her boobs need to be “big enough to store another magazine.”
Try and keep up, son. It’s a big world, lotta words, it helps to actually understand them.
Well what would be a good alternative option then?
Sassy tech support ai that is a disembodied voice for most of the game?
Blue skinned alien scientist who you can have an optional romance with?
Plucky brown lady who helps her theoretical physicist friend in a hazmat suit escape an alien controlled city?
Nah, they're all goon bait. Obviously having your female characters actually look female means it's softcore pornography.
Woman with normal proportions and a normal appearance. She can even still be attractive. I’m just laughing at how many guys here are demanding she has DDD tits and even calling it disrespectful otherwise.
This isn’t that difficult man lol you don’t have to make her an alien.
Christ you really are retarded.
better a gooner than a pooner
I'd rather be neither, personally. You do you though!
stop making lazy anti-male arguments
Sorry, it’s anti male to not be a pooner? Interesting
Who else gives a shit about Lara Croft? The game pretty much solely continues to exist because of them.
And don't get me started on Marvel Rivals. Forced marriage propaganda cutscenes interspersed with Swimsuit Summer events. I'm not joking about that.
Clearly not, since earlier editions have sold well despite “her boobs not being as big”
They haven't sold well, that's why Embracer sold off the IP and eventually the developer.
At this point, these games should just go the Dead or Alive route. Make dogshit with jiggle physics.
Also, the 2013 game sold 11 million units. As of 2021, the whole series has sold over 80 million.
But yeah, I guess that’s “not selling well” lol
Yeah good idea. Appeal only to gooners and nobody else.
How dare men fantasize about a world where women aren't insufferable harpies!
It's Chinese propaganda. Pure and simple. Shat out by NetEase Corporation.
And games like Medal of Honor and the actually good Call of Duty games were military propaganda shat out by EA and Activision. Didn't stop me and countless other dudes from enjoying them.
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Agreed!