Laura Croft is back and she’s pretty attractive
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Hmm…big stupid bimbo with DDD boobs flopping around or ugly manly women? Tough choice!
Oh if only if only those weren’t the only two options! Why are there only two options of women???? UGH WHAT A DILEMMA!!!
Too bad, because they are. You either get attractive women or unattractive women, that is the way this has worked out. Take your pick.
I shouldn't have bothered saying take your pick because I already know what you've chosen anyway.
We weren’t talking “attractive v unattractive.” I’m making fun of the gooners in this thread who are complaining that her boobs need to be “big enough to store another magazine.”
Try and keep up, son. It’s a big world, lotta words, it helps to actually understand them.
You’re in the wrong neighborhood, faggot
Guy is a troll. Or at least he comes off that way
Aw...little guy got his feelings hurt.
Yes, we are. Despite your attempts at obfuscation.
The reason you replied to my comment was because I was making fun of gooners. The reason I was making fun of gooners is because of how many people in this thread were saying “hurr sure her boobs aren’t big enough.”
That’s what I was talking about. You came in all huffy about “attractive v unattractive.”
So, I’m gonna stick with what my original point was, and say that there are more than two options between “woman with huge boobs” and “woman who looks ugly.”
Don’t be retarded, friend. It’s not a good look for you. If you reply with more retardation I’ll just let you play with your blocks.
You're speaking to a paid shill.
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Man if I cared this much about a random forum user to the point of saving links from other sites and jumping into convos I wasn’t part of to “warn” others I’d probably kill myself.
Well what would be a good alternative option then?
Sassy tech support ai that is a disembodied voice for most of the game?
Blue skinned alien scientist who you can have an optional romance with?
Plucky brown lady who helps her theoretical physicist friend in a hazmat suit escape an alien controlled city?
Nah, they're all goon bait. Obviously having your female characters actually look female means it's softcore pornography.
Woman with normal proportions and a normal appearance. She can even still be attractive. I’m just laughing at how many guys here are demanding she has DDD tits and even calling it disrespectful otherwise.
This isn’t that difficult man lol you don’t have to make her an alien.
Christ you really are retarded.
Except her tits were bigger in the og games.
I guess fans of the character's original design wanting said original design to be kept makes them retards?
Yeah and you know what else? Her forehead was bigger. And her lips were bigger. And her neck was shorter. And her feet were smaller. And her arms were thicker. It’s a character redesign bud. You only seem to care about one part of it though. You know why?
Gooner brain