He's getting people to come watch his low-tier cringy garbage by making it exceptionally cringy. And then he's going to claim that his marketing stunt was successful based on the number of 'impressions' that he got. (One of those meaningless social media metrics that advertisers use to determine the success and price of their marketing campaigns.)
Man, I'm sorely tempted to add a little directors cut with an AI generated post credits scene with the aide who left the burger there being hauled into a cop car and charged with poisoning his boss.
Could even do the directed by m night shamalan bit.
The deadly beef agriculture secretary is crazy, but a democrat party lifer being a callous, cowardly, snake doesn't involve any suspension of disbelief. It even makes the weird cringe interactions before make sense.
Apparently he spends most of his time making these videos. They are SO cringe, it's hard to imagine that this is by accident, yet there it is. If you tried to make terrible, cringe videos you'd be hard pressed to beat Eric! And he proudly posts them!
Congratulations....
...you are worse than AI slop.
He's getting people to come watch his low-tier cringy garbage by making it exceptionally cringy. And then he's going to claim that his marketing stunt was successful based on the number of 'impressions' that he got. (One of those meaningless social media metrics that advertisers use to determine the success and price of their marketing campaigns.)
A career politician who has never worked a real job in his life criticizing someone else's past career sure is rich.
Man, I'm sorely tempted to add a little directors cut with an AI generated post credits scene with the aide who left the burger there being hauled into a cop car and charged with poisoning his boss.
Could even do the directed by m night shamalan bit.
The deadly beef agriculture secretary is crazy, but a democrat party lifer being a callous, cowardly, snake doesn't involve any suspension of disbelief. It even makes the weird cringe interactions before make sense.
Even in their little fantasy, everyone else ate the same burgers, made with the same meat, and was fine?
Who eats a cold burger, anyway?
I bet she's never been honeypotted into giving away state secrets either
Now do Chinese food! Fucking retard
He ate a little too much of that, I think 😅
if only
Oh swallowwell.
How's fang fang?
Apparently he spends most of his time making these videos. They are SO cringe, it's hard to imagine that this is by accident, yet there it is. If you tried to make terrible, cringe videos you'd be hard pressed to beat Eric! And he proudly posts them!