The Zelda movie has its cast
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If they want to make the Garudo desert tribe of all women warriors black then I'm all for it.
Because their prophecy about a male leader being born turns out Ganondorf who gives Hitler, Mao, and Stalin a run for their money.
The shitposting would be glorious.
Aww man, they’re gonna go full Shaniqua for the Gerudo aren’t they?
Bunch of black lesbians.
I'm sure they'll hire the same black lesbians they had in that Black Panther movie.
Breath of the Wild literally started it. Made a bunch of lithe, Arabic-esque theives into hulking gorilla women obsessed with as much jewelry, makeup, and being high T as possible. If you had a "functioning" society of nigger women, it would look like them.
People just forgot about it because "uohg muscle mommy" and "twink link" memes.
I kinda wanted Urabosa to smash my skull with her muscular thighs, ngl
You can have your kinks, no hate. But we can both acknowledge that Urbosa is literally a full 180 gorilla compared to Gerudo of the past.
Ganondorf was fucking huge compared to his harem of women, and he is a manlet next to her and most of the modern Gerudo.
Don’t worry, Gannondorf will become the victim of the oppressive white king who won’t let Gannon diversify Hyrule
And it will end with the Garudo migrating to Hyrule and establishing their own insular enclave in the middle of the city with zero intention to change their ways because "it's their culture".
It'll be a bold move to turn the literal incarnation of envy and hate, whose very existence guarantees that every nation and corner of the world he touches is destroyed, into a black guy.
Its almost the Angry Birds movie level of accidentally based.