I’ll start with a few:
Forced To Marry Her Billionaire Boss
Veeona’s life was simple until her son robbed a company her boss owns.
Pleading with her boss not to press charges, he agrees on two conditions, 1, her son and friends must return all that was taken and 2, she must marry him or face her son going to prison and her getting fired.
For years she has managed to avoid her arrogant bosses numerous advances towards her, but now, he has leverage.
Blackmailed by her boss, she doesn’t want to marry him, but is she willing to let her son go to prison and herself get fired? Will marrying her boss come at more of a price than she expected? Is there any way she can possibly find her way out of this unwanted situation?
Find out in this sizzling hot BWWM billionaire boss romance by Cynthia Shaw of BWWM Love.
Good luck topping "Bear", which is about a literal bear and somehow won the top literature award in Canada.
https://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9780553110593-us-300.jpg
So when those feminists were saying they would rather meet a bear than a man in the woods, it was their zoophilia fetish speaking, not their misandry. /s
not /s
You just know
One of our friends in University used to do dramatic readings of a romance novel so we could laugh at it and guess when the Main Character was about to get ''ravished'' rolling in the grass.
Calling the ''ravishings'' was supposed to be an ironic joke mocking the genre. Turns out you can't parody that genre.
Good times.
https://youtu.be/PZJszAIrVyg?si=l2BY96TjvoZiGBs2
I've already said this- I will be posting this video every time it comes up.
Bizarre internet pocket culture. I had to speed it up 2x the normal speed in order to get through it.
A friend is reading A Court of Thorns and Roses. From the page I read it was pretty much dribble.
It’s overly dramatic beauty and the beast with a “twist”
Are we including the ones that are borderline parody? Those videos making fun of romance novels made me aware of this "genre."
Doesn't do it for you? There's reversed ones too:
There's one that stuck with me when I heard it touted as being the zoomer's successor to Twilight.
The Ice Planet Barbarians series.
Thankfully it did not spread as cancerously as Twilight.
are franchises acceptable?
title character resurrects the dead for a living and consults for the police on the side in a world where vampires, werewolves, and other bogeymen not only exist, but have legally protected rights.
starts out mildly trashy, but honestly entertaining, with a certain amount of BDSM (and way more education on the subculture than you'd believe), slowly devolving into straight up porn. ironically, the straw that broke the camel's back for me was the out of place lez scene between the main character and Belle Morte, a powerful member of the european "vampire council," basically the governing body for vampires throughout the world, after the former had become afflicted with vampiric sex-hunger.
frustrating thing is if the sex scenes didn't overshadow things, the story would be really engaging. it drags the plot down after a while, though, and becomes too obsessed with attention-grabbing.
I don't follow such things, but whatever that super rapey, super incesty one was...that was something. Sadly, that probably doesn't narrow things down too much, huh?
But, yeah, whatever that one that got posted here a while back about that girl going to live with her uncle or whatever, and getting raped (sexily, of course!), basically turned into property (sexily!) repeatedly and passed around by the uncle and cousins (obviously sexily)...that was pretty fucked. Pun intended, I guess.
Thought I couldn't compete with the banger comments here, but then scrolling through one of manga piracy sites I stumbled upon this doozy:
A Three-legged Hero
Had to click on it, to see if the title was actually referring to his dick. And yes, it was. And the summary is something else, man.
There was also a comment section and someone posted a screenshot of the dude shooting a laser beam from his dick.
I think this was posted on here several months ago. Hilarious:
https://x.com/toindiaforever/status/1855696071114232146
“Does It Hurt?”
Let me search the female porn section of my local library in my bright red tradcon county that forced a local pub to cover up its mermaid statue and I will let you know.