It's all so tiring...
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And then I played boulders gate and made my characters cock massive so I could put it into a bears butt hole for sexual gratification, this game is down right horny!!!!
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I haven't played the game myself given I can't stand turn based RPGs of any kind (I know, sue me) but from what I've gathered since it's been out, you can do absolutely evil things like genocide entire races and be a slaver and otherwise be downright evil or even... Normal.
Maybe I'm turning a blind eye but I won't begrudge a game that actually lets people role play, and will entertain all forms of degeneracy and evil. Most RPGs now are just leftoid filth that enforce their worldview and if you don't adhere to being a faggot tranny lover you're evil and get a bad ending and the game berates you and beats you over the head repeatedly.
The new Avowed game is a good example.
These games are always willing to let you be a comically evil slaver and commit genocide, when they don't make NPCs unkillable anyway. Beating you over the head is exactly what they do though. It's always very obvious you took the eeevviill route. They don't let you take an alternative path that other characters call evil, but frame it as a difference in opinion or culture, with you possibly having good reasons for your choices.
I think it's also worth a mention that Baldur's gate is often used as an example of a woke game that actually did well, usually as a rebuttal to people complaining about modern audience bullshit. But I think that they often forget that things like at least leaving some wiggle room like that is partly to credit why it's still done well, among other things, while Starfield and Veilshart are forgotten.
Even then, I would say it succeeded in spite of the wokeness instead of because of it, and it at least did enough right to succeed.
On top of that, it's also kind of gone the other way in that some studios keep feeling that they will be compared to BG3 and often blame it's success as being too high a bar to measure up to, and fear that they will be compared to that bar, to the point of sometimes blaming their game failure on it. I saw the devs for VTMB2 do this.
But regardless, I think we can agree that Larian at least had to be doing something right to get to the level of acclaim that this game did.
I wouldn’t mind if games journalist weren’t celebrating games with multiple full fledged sex scenes including fucking a bear and an octopus monster while telling me im disgusting incel loser because I like classic Lara Croft. The girl who is a hyper competent, multilingual, gunslinging, historian and Olympic level gymnast that also wears tight clothes. Oh you never see her naked and she doesn’t have sex as well. If she was sexually abused by david spader they’d be all for it though.
They already F'd up as Ubisoft SPONSORED a stream for a popular Vtuber Olivia Monroe to play AC Shadows on Twitch.
They F'd up the time as she played it at 7am which was the agreed time but Ubisoft misread the time as 7pm so nuked her stream and got her banned as a result, which was her first ban on Twitch ever.
Most retarded marketing staff ever here..
I've said this before, but it's impressive how thoroughly Ubisoft has mishandled every aspect of this. Not just inserting a DEI character front and center, but getting historical details on every level wrong, mixing up Japanese and other Asian cultures, terrible voice acting, ugly models that don't look Japanese, multiple instances of them disrespecting Japanese religion, technical issues, allegedly using a One Piece toy as a prop in promotional images, postponing the game due to the controversies but then picking the anniversary of a famous terrorist attack in Japan for the new release date....
The list just goes on and on and on. It's a comedy of unforced errors, and for it to happen with the one specific entry that AC fans had wished for for years is insane. How do you mess up your golden bullet this badly?
If you told me that the Ubisoft team behind AC Shadows saw a cursed videotape, got a phone call after saying "your next game will die at launch", I'd believe you at this point..
Now I have the mental image of Sadako blowing up the Ubisoft headquarters with TNT (via a TNT pump) after 7 days.
Now that is a movie I would watch on repeat
That theory about the guy there purposely tanking Ubisoft so he can buy majority share at a discount makes far too much sense. This level of incompetence just seems TOO incompetent to be real
Yasuke's romance options are a gay guy , a gay guy who wishes he wasn't a guy, and a married women. Not just any married woman but an important figure, Lord Nobunaga's sister. Amazing Ubisoft
This is not hypocrisy: They want the devs to respect "their culture", which can be summarized as "I am all that is good in the world, everyone else, especially Japan, is evil."
You sound vaccinated.
pureblood, baby.
Faggot retard is proud that he doesn't know anything about the thing he's crying about
they flock together in consent, like so many wild geese
Oh look, the tourist's back. Whassamatter, couldn't find people protesting against the anime ban by posting CP like you said there was?
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Are you referring to Neil Gaiman?
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