The context is current year Germans are apparently retarded when it comes to defending themselves, both on a national policy level and an interpersonal level.
People might think that's satire but it's true. You're only allowed to defend yourself with lesser means than the attacker uses on you. Otherwise they'll throw the book at you. That is if you're German. If you're an arab or african you get leniency regardless of what you do.
In before this gets memed with photoshoped pictures in hordes of invaders getting snapped with doctor coats, then if you defend yourself like that it's proof you're a nazi.
Is there more context for this as that defense is just stupid.
The context is current year Germans are apparently retarded when it comes to defending themselves, both on a national policy level and an interpersonal level.
An article of clothing is the only implement you're allowed to use to defend yourself in Germany.
People might think that's satire but it's true. You're only allowed to defend yourself with lesser means than the attacker uses on you. Otherwise they'll throw the book at you. That is if you're German. If you're an arab or african you get leniency regardless of what you do.
Although that's only because the indigenous Germans haven't gotten angry enough to start burning down judges' homes yet.
They never will. The fatal flaw of Germans is also their biggest strength, being extremely law abiding. They'll die to not violate that
In before this gets memed with photoshoped pictures in hordes of invaders getting snapped with doctor coats, then if you defend yourself like that it's proof you're a nazi.
Do Germans not carry pocket sand with them? What the hell.
This.
If someone wants to stab you, swinging a coat at them won't even slow them down.
Step 1: Grab the coat as it is flying at you, rather than covering your face
Step 2: Yank on coat.
Step 3a: If step 2 fails to get the coat out of the grasp of the doctor, you have his arm extended, and thus have a perfect target for your first hit
Step 3b: If step 2 succeeded in getting the coat out of the doctor's hand, commence with your original stabbing plan.
Liberals are out of touch retards. What else is new?