People might think that's satire but it's true. You're only allowed to defend yourself with lesser means than the attacker uses on you. Otherwise they'll throw the book at you. That is if you're German. If you're an arab or african you get leniency regardless of what you do.
In before this gets memed with photoshoped pictures in hordes of invaders getting snapped with doctor coats, then if you defend yourself like that it's proof you're a nazi.
An article of clothing is the only implement you're allowed to use to defend yourself in Germany.
People might think that's satire but it's true. You're only allowed to defend yourself with lesser means than the attacker uses on you. Otherwise they'll throw the book at you. That is if you're German. If you're an arab or african you get leniency regardless of what you do.
Although that's only because the indigenous Germans haven't gotten angry enough to start burning down judges' homes yet.
They never will. The fatal flaw of Germans is also their biggest strength, being extremely law abiding. They'll die to not violate that
In before this gets memed with photoshoped pictures in hordes of invaders getting snapped with doctor coats, then if you defend yourself like that it's proof you're a nazi.