80 () posted 259 days ago by DoomerPill 259 days ago by DoomerPill +83 / -3 104 comments share 104 comments share save hide report block hide replies
At least tell me the maturation machines were real
It's my fetish.
Do you think they kept any of the masturbation machines around?
NGL, if they were real and I could afford it, it would be a cool conversation starter at parties.
What kind of parties do you have? "Hello, welcome, have some canapes and chiraz, by the by, this is my waffen-jerker-3000!"?
Tell me you wouldn't want to see the Judenwacker when you're 8 hard lemonades in.