80 () posted 259 days ago by DoomerPill 259 days ago by DoomerPill +83 / -3 104 comments share 104 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Do you think they kept any of the masturbation machines around?
NGL, if they were real and I could afford it, it would be a cool conversation starter at parties.
What kind of parties do you have? "Hello, welcome, have some canapes and chiraz, by the by, this is my waffen-jerker-3000!"?
Tell me you wouldn't want to see the Judenwacker when you're 8 hard lemonades in.