44 ‘Rust’ Armorer Hannah Gutierrez Reed Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter in Accidental Shooting (archive.is) posted 259 days ago by elleand202 259 days ago by elleand202 +45 / -1 31 comments share 31 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I wouldn't be surprised if Alec gets off because the attorney shifts the blame onto the armor for this exact reason.
"My client was mislead by the armorer who was convicted! No sensible person could be expected to follow the rules of firearms safety!"
"No reasonable Hollywood actor can be assumed able to think for themselves." could be a strong Reasonable Person defense.
Judge: "Are you trying to argue your client was unable to fully control himself due to temporary insanity?"
Lawyer: "No your honour, I'm arguing my client is unable to make informed decisions because his status as an actor means he's permanently retarded."
His
reeferadrenochrome supply ran out, he was too busy jacking off while looking for a (child) rape victim! He wasn't able to think straight!Keanu Reeves probably follows the rules of firearms safety.
He's probably schooling the armorers.
It's rather strange they weren't tried at the same time as co-defendants. It would make far more sense because then a prosecutor can hope the two defendants play each other by trying to shift blame.
Unless you want to make sure that one of the defendants gets off.