44 ‘Rust’ Armorer Hannah Gutierrez Reed Guilty of Involuntary Manslaughter in Accidental Shooting (archive.is) posted 293 days ago by elleand202 293 days ago by elleand202 +45 / -1 31 comments share 31 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"No reasonable Hollywood actor can be assumed able to think for themselves." could be a strong Reasonable Person defense.
Judge: "Are you trying to argue your client was unable to fully control himself due to temporary insanity?"
Lawyer: "No your honour, I'm arguing my client is unable to make informed decisions because his status as an actor means he's permanently retarded."
His
reeferadrenochrome supply ran out, he was too busy jacking off while looking for a (child) rape victim! He wasn't able to think straight!