I thought the porn cons were weird (who wants to go to a public event advertising not only do you jack off a lot to porn, but you'd pay all that money to travel and attend a convention to meet the girls you jack off to?) but this is another level.
It's like having a NeverBathingCon or FuckedMyOwnSisterCon
I want to know where it is so I can change all of the signs to say the event is held on the top floor and put "out of order" signs on the elevators.
“Fatcon cancelled after all attendees found on the stairs, dead from cardiac arrest.”
If you're running an event exclusively for fat people, surely you would provide chairs that a fat person can fit on?
I'm shocked, shocked that such fine and well-balanced people like Tumblrites and professional fat people fail at organizing a conference.
Just use two chairs. One for each ass continent.
fat people are not humans. they must be tortured with their every drawn breath.
"Plus size vintage"? I had no idea they made them that big in the 60s.
I think they had them in circus freak shows back then.
In 17th century Spain, there was a fat kid. This was considered so extraordinary that she was sent to the royal court to have her portrait painted.
By modern American and probably even European standards, she's a super athlete.
Oh god I love this Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenia_Mart%C3%ADnez_Vallejo
It's full of knee slappers:
She wouldn't look out of place in modern day Western societies :D
And she lived to the ripe old age of 25.
Even the numbers shifted up in size. A 2023 size 7 dress is like a 1963 size 12 dress.
This is an attempt to make Obesity an identity group, and a nationality.
Isn't the nationality American?
*ducks*
Listen, just because the government poisons our food...
Plot twist: smells amazing because of all the food
I see Chris Christie has moved on to greener pastures.
I sure hope /pol/ doesn't show up to pee in their ball pit.
I thought the porn cons were weird (who wants to go to a public event advertising not only do you jack off a lot to porn, but you'd pay all that money to travel and attend a convention to meet the girls you jack off to?) but this is another level.
It's like having a NeverBathingCon or FuckedMyOwnSisterCon
Porn stars tend also to be escorts?
Lucky I haven't eaten yet.
Although I did chuckle when I saw them waddle across the stage during their "fashion show". The way they walk is just so ... fatty :D
Fuck no.
Ponder the aroma