I'm not against pranks like this, but the pRedditors have us completely outclassed in terms of perversion. We're never going to one up a faggot who sees forced feminization as something to do on a lazy Tuesday afternoon in lieu of something more adventurous.
It's not tiger penis soup that makes you more fertile, you need to screw the tiger directly. Save tiger population and create weretigers in one thrust.
If you really want to prank them, you might do better trying to convince them that involuntary celibacy (but probably not using that term) should have its own chevron on the pride flag.
Possible rule violations aside... We're not 4chan, this place doesn't really have high enough concentrations of "weaponized autism" as it's called to pull it off. Even if we did, as others have pointed out, most of us here are innately incapable of the sheer deviancy required to even get them to perk their ears up, let alone actually fall for it.
I would go one step further and say that such a success would backfire somehow, if not on us specifically, then on wider society a la Tumblr.
No real challenge to be honest, I've seen redditors unironically advocate for putting plastic tubes of everclear up their own butts.
What
Not even slightly kidding.
I'm not against pranks like this, but the pRedditors have us completely outclassed in terms of perversion. We're never going to one up a faggot who sees forced feminization as something to do on a lazy Tuesday afternoon in lieu of something more adventurous.
aww, cmon, no oldfags left then?
Speaking as an oldfag, nothing in my imagination can top the coconut guy. Reddit is a vile pit of degeneracy.
You know how monkey pox started? Yeah that's why we can't do this. Because we don't have the mind to do it.
It's like we're Vanilla enjoyers trying to out dark NTR people, we can't be that self loathing to accomplish that.
Well...when a man loves another man...and a child...and a dog...and, yeah, I'm out, I can't.
Monkeypox disappeared quicker than a trantifa school shooter's manifesto.
The munchkin's Paw = Have sex with a pregnant woman. Dock it and wait for the fetus to give you a handjob.
That's really disgusting but every time I come back to the name I'm actually laughing
It's not tiger penis soup that makes you more fertile, you need to screw the tiger directly. Save tiger population and create weretigers in one thrust.
If you really want to prank them, you might do better trying to convince them that involuntary celibacy (but probably not using that term) should have its own chevron on the pride flag.
That it's best for niggers and pakis to replace their nuts with big, clanking brass balls.
Tell 'em it'll increase their fertility and make them more manly. Appeal to the magical thinking they love so much.
For the women, golden corks full of spermicide.
Hey, if they're dumb enough to get into neck and lip rings ...
Possible rule violations aside... We're not 4chan, this place doesn't really have high enough concentrations of "weaponized autism" as it's called to pull it off. Even if we did, as others have pointed out, most of us here are innately incapable of the sheer deviancy required to even get them to perk their ears up, let alone actually fall for it.
I would go one step further and say that such a success would backfire somehow, if not on us specifically, then on wider society a la Tumblr.
So sorry, not sorry, don't even try it.
I marked it as NSFW just in case, but it doesn't violate any rules
There's nothing freaky you can come up with that hasn't been tried by this point.