Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
You may have a future in writing romance novels. Just make your name more decisively feminine and focus on how empowering all this was for Ahsoka.
Golden age 4chan crowd-sourcing a romance novel and submitting it for publication would have been incredible.
Katawa Shoujo is what you might be looking for
Yeah, that checks out.
Pretty sure most romance novels involve some perfect man dominating a bland woman, so if anything she should become powerless.
Obligatory AI voice clip:
https://youtu.be/RkTibALwfNg
Why must you bring this back to my memory my man, I thought I had escaped it years ago lol