The Cast Of 'The Acolyte' (Star Wars Show)
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I mean if someone asked me for a photo of “Disney Star Wars” this would be it
Still a few whites and no lizzo. Not quite peak disneywars
They keep the white guys around to play the villains.
Star Whores.
They all look so “proud.”
Was going to write something about the show, but then I spotted the 'reverse knee jeans'. ;)
What in hell...
The aliens now openly walk among us...
I've heard of man made horror beyond comprehension but this is ridiculous 🚬🥸
Harvey Weinstein's secretary? She must have more miles on her than an old farm truck... zooms in
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Is it like a defense-mechanism thing? Like, She could survive being his personal assistant because there was no way he would put his hands on her?
That's a cast that don't give a shit about what they are in, just want the notoriety.
Guy on the left though might be an Adam Driver where he does the role to best of his ability, get the check and then move on with his life as only one that seems to know how to professionally present themselves.
He's the guy from Squid Games and actually a well-respected actor in Korea.
What an awful mess. Who does the tranny in pink play? Let me guess the supreme commander of whoever they decide the good side is.
The guy on the left seems trustworthy because he actually dressed up. The guy on the right is probably 6'4, but Hollywood is just really short.
I feel sorry for the center girl because her entire career is made up by the people right next to her
I don't. She looks incredibly smug. You just know she's going to be rubbing it in everyone's face about great it is that a "woman of color" finally gets to do a leading role in a Star Wars project. And how she's always been such a huge Star Wars fan because she's seen all seven or so movies and always fantasized about swinging the laser swords around, and yet she felt something was off about them because she never felt represented 'cause they didn't have anyone who looked exactly like her and blah, blah, blah.
She's being sold as a product even to herself and hasn't caught onto it yet. The others semi dressed up, and she at least tried to cosplay. The one to the right is cosplaying as the worst villain in the Harry Potter Universe... Hilary Clinton.
She has the "millenial smirk". Her character is going to be insufferable.
It's a wookie mistake really.
Whose scruffy looking?
Points of Interest (left to right):
First guy actually looks rather normal.
Mascara and a pencil-thin mustache, going for the classical child molester look.
The bastard offspring of Hillary Clinton and Rachel Maddow.
Basic white girl number 2 is wearing two sets of pants.
Cosplay level 0 out of 10 (are those fucking rain boots?).
A caricature of a feminist wearing a bright pink pant suit. Fucking Perfect.
East-Asian Ezra Miller is wearing platform shoes.
The school shooter that got away, followed by a race swapped version of the human-skin suit from Mars Attacks and of course Gigantor Destroyer of Catering Tables.
I hate this franchise so fucking much it's unreal.
Star Wars has been dead for decades. We're looking at sad zombies.
Revenge casting, lol.
damn that guy is tall