24 () posted 3 years ago by StaticNoise 3 years ago by StaticNoise +24 / -0 22 comments share 22 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Forget 40s, if I can time travel I'm going to 1912
To stop this madness before it can begin (heads towards presidential election with terminator music playing)
While you're there could you pop over to Europe and tear up all of those mutual defense pacts that led to the destruction of an entire generation of European men and the eventual downfall of Western civilization?
Thanks.
I'll try but getting rid of Wilson is priority 1
Then I'll just try and redirect the car of Ferdinand, burn a few treaty papers and see if I can't take out a few banks while I'm at it.
I did, wasn't it because his driver wanted a sandwich?
Ha, 1912. How quaint that you think you can stop it then.
Knocks on the door of a log cabin
Yes, Mister Lincoln? Is your son, Abraham, here?
I wanna go back to Iron age fuck it
Do it with a 1911 to exorcised the soul.