Nah if it were real they'd be floating Rosa Parks or Harriet Tubman. Or Maya Angelou.
Here in Canada they've taken our first Prime Minister and one of the most important founding fathers of our country off the $10 bill and replaced him with Viola Davis because she was the only Canadian black woman they could think of.
So far, we haven’t been able to officially confirm the United States government’s plan to print “Disneys” in place of “Benjamins,” so we’re taking the news report lightly at this time . . . but did this satire piece fool you?
It's why quite a lot of them move to canada, as the lowest bill we have is a $5 and hardly anyone tips in coins (myself being one of them, as there is nothing funnier than one with a g-string full of quarters, her bottoms looking like a full diaper).
Nah if it were real they'd be floating Rosa Parks or Harriet Tubman. Or Maya Angelou.
Here in Canada they've taken our first Prime Minister and one of the most important founding fathers of our country off the $10 bill and replaced him with Viola Davis because she was the only Canadian black woman they could think of.
You mean Viola Desmond? It's okay, that only speaks to your point.
Yeah, her
Since we're not a British colony, we should take the Queen off the $20... And replace it with Luis Riel.
At the rate things are going right now we might as well replace her with Guru Nanak.
Well, did it?
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I live in Central Florida. It feels real.
I bow to reality though. We just need to wait 2 weeks...
See, I want jenna jameson on the $1 bill. Then when I visit las vegas and tip strippers, I can literally call them "fuck bucks".
I'm surprised vegas strippers accept less then $5 now
It's why quite a lot of them move to canada, as the lowest bill we have is a $5 and hardly anyone tips in coins (myself being one of them, as there is nothing funnier than one with a g-string full of quarters, her bottoms looking like a full diaper).
They used to hand out a lot of $2 bills . I just figured in Vegas they'd be up to fivers by now.
I absolutely hate strip clubs, so I won't really know. The only time I go is obligatory with mates.
1$ - Harriet Tubman
5$ - Lori Lightfoot
10$ - Maya Angalou
20$ - George Floyd
50$ - Big Mike Obama
100$ - Ruth Bader Ginsburg
1000$ - Lizzo
Put Lizzo on the 1000£ note, cause it's accurate.
No way she's only 1000 pounds.
I like it. Very honest.
More chance they'd put Valerie Solanas.
Also, it's satire.