23 The Physiognomy of Mormons, Or Why are Mormon Girls So Hot? A Story of Genetics, Lifestyle, and Influencers (threadreaderapp.com) posted 2 years ago by xleb2 2 years ago by xleb2 +23 / -0 33 comments share 33 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Fine, I’ll become a Mormon, whatever. I can drop all the weird cult shit after I’ve snagged a couple of hot cosplayer wives, right?
Put on the underwear bigot.
I've considered it. Not my favorite beliefs but if I get a 20 year old white Virgin chick with a ton of good ethics....
Lol gl, they usually get married pretty quick after their missionary trip. Usually to some young mormon guy that just finished his missionary trip.
In general religious people get locked down pretty early.
Good news is if you're a late convert you get to have the born again baby momma who's ready to settle down!
Oh I know lol. I lived around a ton of Mormons and dated one once.
Oof.
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