Remake = how many negros can we shoe horn into this nostalgia
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Didn’t even know this was being remade. I refuse to watch remakes anymore.
Too many franchises and reboots these days, not nearly enough originality.
Children of the cornrow?
Haha NOGGERS!
Need more corn niggers
I do not understand what is this about. Can someone clue me in? Are children of the corn suppose to be white or something? I think even the original movie had black kids.
Nope, the entire point of children of the corn was that it was a deeply religious, extremely rural town. The photo of the remake alone shows that they are probably going to completely ignore that aspect and make it lord of the flies with genderqueers instead.
I find it difficult to believe that in the current political climate, Hollywood would pass up an opportunity to take yet another cheap shot at rural Christians. The only conflict there is, how can they also smear rural Christians as racists if their death cult includes black kids?
Another possibility is that they do a complete "twist" reversal of the original story, and it is the children that are righteous, and their violent murdering of the old, racist, religious white folks will ultimately be portrayed as a good thing. This wouldn't surprise me that much, given we're in upside-down world.
Anyway, I'm not going to watch this crap.
Probably going to be like your summary. Pretty easy to predict woke screenwriting
Hey, wow, look what I just found on IMDB.
So it's my second guess, plus an obvious "climate change" metaphor.
Everything is just so fucking stupid.
Very funny but very sad.
So they're really making Running Wild by JG Ballard rather than Children of the Corn.
Funny film - good males, - funny parts + woke narrative straight from CNN and NBC = Woke 2020 movies +
Maybe the black kids'll be the sacrificial lambies.
Who is making the remake? But in general I have very little faith in remakes to be faithful to original show or books (in cases of adaptations)
One might say it's not a remake since it's just another adaptation (and a prequel apparently).
From what I remember from the original story, it was only like 10 to maybe 20 pages at most. Unless them kids (who don't even appear at all until like over half into the story) have been explicitly described as an Aryan Brotherhood of preschoolers, I don't even know what's the fucking problem.
ITT: There are no "deeply religious, extremely rural" blax in America (Australia??).
In the Midwest? No. Black people make up 8% of the rural population and it’s all southern and east coast rural. You could easily look at the black population spread and see this. There’s more of an argument to be made for native Americans in the rural Midwest than black people.
14 Words: We must secure the racial purity of killer children barely even described by author
This is such a sad misnomer of an argument. 1. Stephen King is egregiously racist in his writing, he makes damn sure you know if anyone is black. 2. The “there could be black people in Midwest farming town in the mid 70s” argument you make is the equivalent of saying “We wuz kangs”. It’s an ambiguous statement that flies in the face of reality.
Apparently the concept of black people existing across America is really less believable than all the flying vampires, levitating cell phone zombies, sentient killer cars, sentient haunted buildings, spider demon clowns from outer space, or little space aliens bursting out of people's asses - the faces of reality.
Again you’re just sad, make a rational argument that isn’t “we wuz kangs”. Show the the midwestern black corn farmers that clearly exist in surplus according to you.
From looking at the screen shot, I literally thought this must be a Lord of the Flies remake, and was wondering why there was corn on the island.
I am not a fan of remakes anymore and tend to watch older stuff. Also there is a problem with diversity for the sake of it and endless race/gender swaps but like you said I think there were black ppl in the original. I’ve read a lot of Stephen King. Haven’t read children of the corn yet.
Very true but at least his older books he was able to write good stories. I haven’t read any of his newer stuff. IT was a great book for instance.
It's a short-short story. A college kid and his gf get lost while driving in the corn fields, find a spooky ghost town, wander around, find clues, meet kids, get chased, get murdered.
Yep, seems to be the pattern on KIA2 lately... stormcucking by these stormfags.
lol yeah, don't question media's motives, just consoom products and get excited for next product
Are you ok?
I know a place where questioning woke casting isn't allowed. If you're so sensitive to even the least whiff of "racism" maybe you should go post in reddit where the jannies can protect your sensitive constitution.
Did you get hurt over my comment? Are you sensitive over other people's opinion? Get back to the aptly named CP community and stay there.
You are shitting up the place with your constant "stormcuck" this and "stormfag" that, not to mention your shitty fucking videos that no one watches. I don't like a lot of the blatantly antisemitic posts here but I like your posts even less. You don't seem to like it here so maybe go the fuck away. (what I am doing here is called "gatekeeping" by the way)
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Yeah, I feel and overwhelming sense of anxiety thinking that I might have left a bike unlocked.
They are objectively visually offensive.
I'm ngl. I don't wanna see 'em.