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ernsithe 52 points ago +52 / -0

God forgive me for this:

Vaginal discharge.

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BulbasaurusThe7th 17 points ago +18 / -1

I love you and I will vouch for you when haggling with Saint Peter.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

are you bois sure that story was what happened?

A second housemate, Addie Ruth Johnson, further told deputies that sometime after the accidental discharge of the firearm, Daman walked into the home's living room, telling Johnson and several others 'that she accidentally shot herself.'Police also interviewed a distraught Daman before she was driven away, and stated that her account of the shooting was inconsistent, with her claiming at one point that she discharged the weapon herself, and at another that the gun went off during a consensual sex act with Allen.

Her social media profiles reveal that the woman has at least one young child - an infant.

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Sgt_Thundercok 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you nailed it.

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Archie78 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit mate, vaginal discharge, I'm dying! I'll meet you in hell friend

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

A second housemate, further told deputies that sometime after the accidental discharge of the firearm, Daman walked into the home's living room, telling Johnson and several others 'that she accidentally shot herself.'Police also stated that her account of the shooting was inconsistent, with her claiming at one point that she discharged the weapon herself, and at another that the gun went off during a consensual sex act with Allen.

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Lurker404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have learned about firearm safety from Luigi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzY4yvI7bK8

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aaaargh 9 points ago +10 / -1

The big question, will her thing ever be useful again?

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MetalGearMk4 2 points ago +3 / -1

Or will it be even more useful

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MargarineMongoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

It wasn't useful to begin with. Whores are worthless.

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GiveThemNothing 9 points ago +9 / -0

In before the 9mm vs .45 shit storm starts.

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Tourgen 3 points ago +3 / -0

But really though, how shit is S&W 40 and isn't it a shame about the 10mm?

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GeneralBoobs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did anyone probe the gun's background for anti-thot bias?

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Tourgen 3 points ago +3 / -0

We hide it from the darkies, but we use White Voodoo Snow Magic to haunt all firearms we sell to women and mud-hutters. We haunt their guns with devout white nationalists. When a leftie says guns kill people, they're not lying. They all own haunted white nationalist firearms that are very much trying to shoot them right in the dick (or pussy).

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blyat56 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well it's Hungarian, so...

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TheImpossible1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't give them ideas. Guns are Misogyny™

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Kaarous 7 points ago +8 / -1

I didn't know Alec Baldwin produced porn.

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J_Darnley 6 points ago +6 / -0

Was it a live stream? Did she post the video anyway? Inquiring minds need to know!

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

it was alleged by her roomates, she also claimed it was during a mutual sex act with a roomate

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BidenLikesMiners 5 points ago +5 / -0

A second housemate, Addie Ruth Johnson, further told deputies that sometime after the accidental discharge of the firearm, Daman walked into the home's living room, telling Johnson and several others 'that she accidentally shot herself.'Police also interviewed a distraught Daman before she was driven away, and stated that her account of the shooting was inconsistent, with her claiming at one point that she discharged the weapon herself, and at another that the gun went off during a consensual sex act with Allen.

Her social media profiles reveal that the woman has at least one young child - an infant.

Parents with kids and no relationship tend to ruin these kids.

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brightened my day.

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Careless_Ejaculator 3 points ago +3 / -0

That reads more like an advertisement for various degenerate sites and acts than anything. It doesn't even say if the injuries were internal or external.

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Archie78 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cunt believe anyone is that retarded

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Mpetey123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her middle name is Hunter. Apropos?

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Johan_Liebert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor girl will actually have to find a real job now.

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Sgt_Thundercok 2 points ago +2 / -0

The all too common accidental Clitoridectomy.

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