The modern version would be a home setting, Malcom and Gerri (with a g ;D) talking about what to eat for dinner. Gerri (with a g ;D) suggests boring white people food like mashed potatoes and white paint, Malcom says nah, we spiced it up!
House collapses, now everything's rainbow color and a beach party is going on with clashing symbols of various cultures and everyone is wearing rainbow balloon suits that resemble bathing suites from the 20s and or burkhas
They don't talk about the burger, just about how much better it is now that it has peppers or whatever but it's okay because diverse. Gerri (with a g ;D) takes a bite but it's too spicey for his white pallet, and the remainder of the commercial is Malcom spitting in his mouth over and over again to cool down his mouth.
Here's the twist. This was a goddamn phone commercial. You had no idea did you
I had a "shower thought" the other day; what if the reason people in the 50s used less spices is because before factory farming the meat actually tasted good.
The A&W ads make me laugh so much. "Grass fed beef". Yeah, every fucking beef steer in Canada eats grass for most of his life. The question is when and how he's fed grain/how long he's on a feedlot for.
I had a rancher for a neighbour years and years ago who used to come over for dinner; one time he brought over some of his own beef, a yearling who'd eaten nothing but grass, so we could sample what the difference was.
If those A&W burgers had been from cattle that ate nothing but grass, their customers would complain that it doesn't taste like beef at all (it tasted very "wild".)
The best stuff to get, frankly, is when the cattle are pasture-raised, but supplemented with grain all the way along, and maybe finished on it (but not in a feedlot.) It costs, though.
Was in Target today, the number of land whales of color (LWCs) covering the walls is vomit inducing. My wife had a pack of underwear in the cart and when I came back I noticed and said "looks like you got the wrong size", because of the elephant seal on the package, turns out that's just there to sell the underwear.
First of all... thumbnail was pretty good on this
The modern version would be a home setting, Malcom and Gerri (with a g ;D) talking about what to eat for dinner. Gerri (with a g ;D) suggests boring white people food like mashed potatoes and white paint, Malcom says nah, we spiced it up!
House collapses, now everything's rainbow color and a beach party is going on with clashing symbols of various cultures and everyone is wearing rainbow balloon suits that resemble bathing suites from the 20s and or burkhas
They don't talk about the burger, just about how much better it is now that it has peppers or whatever but it's okay because diverse. Gerri (with a g ;D) takes a bite but it's too spicey for his white pallet, and the remainder of the commercial is Malcom spitting in his mouth over and over again to cool down his mouth.
Here's the twist. This was a goddamn phone commercial. You had no idea did you
I had a "shower thought" the other day; what if the reason people in the 50s used less spices is because before factory farming the meat actually tasted good.
Read The Dorito Effect.
There's a huge chunk of the book devoted to chicken and how post-World War 2 factory farming obliterated a once healthy and flavorful meat.
Reason some of the best chicken and beef I ever had were straight from the farmer.
you may have tasted difference between mass produced and quality produced meat
The A&W ads make me laugh so much. "Grass fed beef". Yeah, every fucking beef steer in Canada eats grass for most of his life. The question is when and how he's fed grain/how long he's on a feedlot for.
I had a rancher for a neighbour years and years ago who used to come over for dinner; one time he brought over some of his own beef, a yearling who'd eaten nothing but grass, so we could sample what the difference was.
If those A&W burgers had been from cattle that ate nothing but grass, their customers would complain that it doesn't taste like beef at all (it tasted very "wild".)
The best stuff to get, frankly, is when the cattle are pasture-raised, but supplemented with grain all the way along, and maybe finished on it (but not in a feedlot.) It costs, though.
I grew up eating chicken that wasn't factory farmed and didn't understand the 'tastes like chicken' meme until later in life.
It's like, motherfucker, the only thing that tastes like chicken is chicken. Can't confuse it for anything else.
Something something Stonetoss. Something something "Burgers?"
Post reported for: This is an advertisement pawning itself off as a social issue.
um...
Yes?
Was in Target today, the number of land whales of color (LWCs) covering the walls is vomit inducing. My wife had a pack of underwear in the cart and when I came back I noticed and said "looks like you got the wrong size", because of the elephant seal on the package, turns out that's just there to sell the underwear.
Eventually the women are going to stop buying the ugly brands. and it will backfire on the target wokies.
This is an advertisement.
Yes, a window back to the distant past of 2016.
Can you imagine such an ad being made today?
Everyone is White, even the Mexicans.
If you ever watch telemundo or any other Mexican programming you will notice quite a few blondes.
I’m gonna coooom
I marked this NSFW because it's actually NSFW, though it's not nudity.