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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +11 / -1

Wait, so that means USA Today announced that Generalissimo F Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still dead?

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 13 points ago +14 / -1

(Tries it.) Yep, still busted. From the 2+2=5 set comes "Help, I can't make my webpage subtract a constant from something with two decimal places." Hell's sake, if decimal math is so hard for you cut that part off and just make it two integers.

I was going to see if I could look at the javascript to see where they fucked it but I'm too much of a neophyte - after I hit my third tracking JS file instead of one that did actual work, I quit.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +11 / -1

"you Christians, ehhhh, Jesus said this or that, ehhhhh, look at yourself, eeeeeeeeeh"

The goal changes but the rest of it stays the same: https://i.imgur.com/HDLn0gG.png

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +6 / -1

Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 5 points ago +6 / -1

How concerned should we with this stance when we know the supreme court nominee is a devout catholic?

Depends, I know more than one Catholic that gets very sullen when you talk about Pope Marcis.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 10 points ago +11 / -1

Skinfolk

Sounds like the name of a horror movie involving a family of redneck Buffalo Bill types.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 22 points ago +23 / -1

I wonder at anyone who thinks it's a good idea, in the age of cancel culture pogroms, to give their full name and contact info to a stranger who wants to know if they're "unwoke".

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +10 / -1

winning a primary that was rigged for you to win

Not sure he even realizes.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 15 points ago +16 / -1

Damn, I liked their games as well.

Let me guess, you never had to contact them on a support issue that required escalation? Because I did and whatever fuck they had dealing with stuff the frontliner can't handle treated me like so much shit that I dropped all support for 'em that day. Given their recent wokeness, it seems fate just got me out a bit early.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 33 points ago +35 / -2

They have the same "discrimination against the majority doesn't exist" rules as Twitter.

(Looks at London population demographics.)

Uhhhhh....

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I'm glad you have the money for two sports cars at your age. Congratulations.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well, that is what lying assholes do. I do like that his argument boils down to "No, I was lying back when there was nothing to gain from lying, this time when I have something to gain from lying I'm telling the truth!" with a side of "Going out of your way to help me reclaim my stuff is not 'help'!"

It's like he's trying to make himself look like an ungrateful and inveterate liar. (But really, it's just the mask slipping.)

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 4 points ago +4 / -0

As a youth, for me at least, the determining factor was if they got two of the following:
A) A car
B) An earring
C) A blonde half their age

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 9 points ago +9 / -0

The book that solidified a lot of of the ideas about Hell wasn't the Bible, it was Inferno, the first part of Dante's Divine Comedy. He took the place of darkness, blended in a big dollop of Tartarus, and built the modern ironic Hell, where your torment is not only eternal, but symbolic. Even the structure, with treachery and betrayal as the worst sin, is rather Aristotelian in outlook if I recall correctly.

It hasn't been about exactly what the Bible said for a very long time. I'm sure all of us of the internet atheist generation laughed at the rules in Leviticus. "Thou shalt not wear a garment that is woven of two sorts." and such.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 21 points ago +21 / -0

Uh....where was the humor in that?

The archetypal jester is one wise enough to play the fool. Outwardly a capering madman harmless and funny enough to keep around. Inwardly perhaps a bit odd and even lacking some faculties but observant and smart enough to know where to direct his japes. The jester often has a keen sense of the politics around him, so he knows when to use (and when to sheathe) his sharpened wit.

The left, citing the sin of offense from someone whose job is to offend, shot their jesters years ago. The few that remained are keeping their wits very well sheathed, and became indistinguishable from the braying asses that replaced them.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 16 points ago +16 / -0

"How will your organization use this money to help people who have lost wages due to coronavirus?"

"By getting violent criminals out of jails where their physical distance to others can be controlled, then compress them into crowds so they can force themselves into other people's personal space, destroy the remaining functional businesses, and blockade vital infrastructure that is used by both the remaining workers and medical professionals."

"Will half a million dollars be enough?"

"Better make it an even million, we need to replace my paycheck too."

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 23 points ago +23 / -0

Right there with you. "If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." needs an addendum: "Most people are really shitty inventors."

When it comes to mousetraps, baked bread, and religion, most people are better off sticking with the established brand than trying to make their own.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 19 points ago +19 / -0

I am a 40-something attorney and mother who lives in a quiet neighborhood with a yard and a garage full of scooters and soccer balls. I often walk with my children to get ice cream and spend weekends hiking through a national park. I am not the type of person who would normally consider becoming a Satanist, but these are not normal times.

When men have a midlife crisis, they buy a sports car in a pathetic attempt to recapture their youth. I guess this is an attempt to go back to the teenage fuck-you-dad rebellious edgelord phase? I guess just LARPing as a revolutionary by pulling down the occasional Trump/Pence lawn sign and bailing out the occasional Antifa member wasn't getting her righteous rocks off anymore.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 29 points ago +29 / -0

We’re Raising Our Daughter Gender-Neutral,

DAUGHTER? "Non-binary child", bigot. I literally can't even, literally.

but She Only Wants Pink Dresses

Had to make sure it wasn't the Bee.

Where did we mess up?

When you decided you were mature enough to care for a child. Unfortunately for you, abortion's not yet legal for the 16th trimester, damned bible-bashing conservatives.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 51 points ago +51 / -0

Why Is NPR Afraid To Say Critical Race Theory?

For the same reason that you can watch a news item on a crime and guess the race of the perpetrator specifically because it wasn't mentioned.

It's not about the truth or even the news. It's about the narrative.

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Soup_Navy_Admiral 11 points ago +11 / -0

Considering that putting bacon on a mosque is considered a hate crime (despite not being an actual crime)

One with a literal death sentence, as I recall.

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