My lady is a born and bred Quebecor, she moved out to Alberta a few years ago. I showed her your post and she started ranting. Here are the highlights...

• Quebec is rotten to the core.
• She went to a top tier high school, they are "pure hell."
• Taxes. They're lower in Alberta. Much fucking lower. Also Alberta beef will rock your world.
• Green spaces everywhere here, even in the middle of big cities (she is impressed by that and I don't know why).
• The river smells in Qc. Once you're out, you fucking notice. It reeks.
• The sky doesn't feel oppressive in Alberta. (We live in southern Berta so it's like 320+ days a year of sunshine with few clouds)
• Apparently it's much easier to buy a house here.
• Say. Whatever. You. Want. In. Public. No one cares. (Apparently that's a big deal in Quebec cause of speech laws).
• The people are better and nicer. Happier it seems. Even the assholes are lesser dicks.

But dude, if you're francophone, I'm sure there's schools looking for teachers out here. French emersion programs are fucking huge here and they're usually semi private (so fucking good $$$).

It's a big move but now there's also a chance that you could be a part of either a 51st state or an independent country who is actually willing to ally with the good ol' US of A. Fwiw I know that my woman has been a lot happier here than where she lived her whole life (her words). DM me if you want to know more, I can see if I can help you move out to the land of the free-er (for now anyways).

Hear no Evil See no Evil

Honestly I got such a kick out of that film. It both satiates and spurs masculine combat energy.

I think the strongest feature of that movie was its ability to simultaneously have solid storytelling without trying to be clever. I also found it quite funny at times.