I'm reading a book about the folklore used to make Scooby Doo. It's appropriately named Zoinks. I'm enjoying it, but the writing is a bit distracted. Lots of asides with two or three paragraphs.
Anyway, in the first chapter it covers the characters. Velma is covered and there's a whole section dedicated to her being a lesbian. There's a single movie that has her fall in love with a DEI Mary Sue. Good animation but that part of the story ruins it. The book talks about how they tried to make her gay several instances before, but were stopped by Warner Bros execs. The original live action movie was supposed to have a kiss and then the Mystery Incorporated was hinting at it.
In fact, the creators of MI said that the reason why Velma was such a bad girlfriend was because she was actually gay. She was supposed to fall in love with a different character, but WB stopped it.
The movie was supposed to have a kiss between Daphne and Velma. Again Warner Bros stopped it.
So, by the looks of it, the talent has been trying to do this for literal decades. Until 2020, the execs stopped it because they wanted to sell their product. So, unless there's a executive who stops it, the official cannon is that nerds are gay.
Was the book written pre or post harambe?
This is important info.
People went insane after Harambe and have not recovered.
2024 was the publishing date. Very Post Harambe. But is an English Academic.
not helping your case there
The irony of the Left being everything they claim isn't true.
This also explains why she gets pushed so hard, to the displacement of the dog himself. Who wants to see cowardly cartoon canine shenanigans when you can have LESBIAN DETECTIVE!
I always liked Courage doggy more than skibidoo
She wouldn't be able to win against the dick though.
Anyone gay was forced to be gay when they were sexually abused as a child.
Watching the original cartoons as a kid i always assumed she was a lesbian.
She's also the nerdy girl pretending she's not a degenerate pothead hanging out with people high enough to talk to the dog.
Watching the original cartoons as a kid i never had a notion of what the fuck gay or lesbian is.
It's for her glaucoma.
Okay, gang, let’s split up and look for clues!