I'm reading a book about the folklore used to make Scooby Doo. It's appropriately named Zoinks. I'm enjoying it, but the writing is a bit distracted. Lots of asides with two or three paragraphs.
Anyway, in the first chapter it covers the characters. Velma is covered and there's a whole section dedicated to her being a lesbian. There's a single movie that has her fall in love with a DEI Mary Sue. Good animation but that part of the story ruins it. The book talks about how they tried to make her gay several instances before, but were stopped by Warner Bros execs. The original live action movie was supposed to have a kiss and then the Mystery Incorporated was hinting at it.
In fact, the creators of MI said that the reason why Velma was such a bad girlfriend was because she was actually gay. She was supposed to fall in love with a different character, but WB stopped it.
The movie was supposed to have a kiss between Daphne and Velma. Again Warner Bros stopped it.
So, by the looks of it, the talent has been trying to do this for literal decades. Until 2020, the execs stopped it because they wanted to sell their product. So, unless there's a executive who stops it, the official cannon is that nerds are gay.
Was the book written pre or post harambe?
This is important info.
People went insane after Harambe and have not recovered.
2024 was the publishing date. Very Post Harambe. But is an English Academic.
not helping your case there
Not defending him. He seems happy it happened.
The irony of the Left being everything they claim isn't true.
This also explains why she gets pushed so hard, to the displacement of the dog himself. Who wants to see cowardly cartoon canine shenanigans when you can have LESBIAN DETECTIVE!
I always liked Courage doggy more than skibidoo
The things he does for love
Return the slab or suffer my curse
The live action movie actually scared me as a kid. It was the only Scooby doo with actual magic and real ghosts. Plus it was full of sex jokes. It was very much NOT a movie for kids and I hated it as a kid bc I loved the Scooby doo show. I would always try to solve the mystery before Velma, it kept kid me engaged. But in the movie, there was no mystery. There was body-swapping, which was weird.
Years ago my neice was watching a more modern scooby movie and they shat on Fred hard. He was in the back with shaggy and scoob. Daphne drives the van now, she's the new leader, she literally wears the pants now. Fred was a total goof that constantly embarrassed himself. There was a point when Dephne said, I am dead serious, I shit you not, this is gonna sound unbelievable, but she said to him...
That's really sad. The second movie was better in my opinion.
I'm in my 30s now and wouldn't spend my limited on that.
Anyone gay was forced to be gay when they were sexually abused as a child.
Lesbians aren't real. Change my mind.
While reductive, it's not entirely wrong...
They basically fall into the categories of:
They all fall into the category of
I'll add
Many fit into more than one category
Okay yeah, this one here is very common these days. Was watching some stupid wench give her testimony -- she's now in her 40s, and spent all her youth as a lesbian because all her friends were faggots and convinced her she was a faggot and got her to watch some faggot shows and it turned her on so she started engaging in the faggot lifestyle.
She eventually realised she was living a degenerate life and came out of it and NOW wants to find a good man to settle down with, but man she was foolish for buying into that stupidity and wasting 20 years of her life being a faggot whore.
The people of Vashon Island would try to curse me or something if I tried to do that.
She wouldn't be able to win against the dick though.
Watching the original cartoons as a kid i always assumed she was a lesbian.
She's also the nerdy girl pretending she's not a degenerate pothead hanging out with people high enough to talk to the dog.
Watching the original cartoons as a kid i never had a notion of what the fuck gay or lesbian is.
It's for her glaucoma.
Okay, gang, let’s split up and look for clues!
Let's split up, gang.
Daphnie and I will go check the bedroom!
The guy in the monster outfit had the munchies, which is why he always attacked Shaggy. Check the food? Guy in monster suit with red eyes!?