This wasn’t a fur-coat-in-summer kind of congregation. It was part of the Reform movement: only game for the high holidays, mostly casual about pork, always down with gay female rabbis. When one of my own rabbis (gay, female) slipped me the number of a mohel, a professional snipper, I laughed it off: classic Jewish humor!

Everything this goybot is saying is making me violently angry

But all noise had already washed away in the roar of my thoughts. I was 12 when Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband down to the size of an elevator button, igniting prurience and anger. It was hard to get to seventh grade in the morning without encountering Slice soda jokes and “Love Hurts” humor. It all made the very idea of external genitalia seem, well, kinda crazy, all of it so fundamentally exposed.

HAHAHA isn't chopping off a guy's junk funny? I'm sure it would be funny the other way around too.

He was already circumcised as a child, but he married a Jew and had to get a second one.

https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2014/04/my-adult-circumcision-how-i-made-cut-my-new-religion

Y'know. There's a Bible story about how the literal sons of Israel (Jacob) tricked a guy into circumcising himself and his people as a gesture of goodwill. Then they came and slaughtered them all while they were in pain from the procedure.

Granted, they had legit reason to want the guy dead, him having raped their sister and all. But Jacob himself said it was a bad move and was only going to make their family seem untrustworthy and abhorrent to their neighbors.

Imagine wanting to be a urinalist that bad. Pathetic

I resent being circumcised. It's male genital mutilation and it shouldn't be forced on kids. I get that that moron of a news anchor is willingly doing it as an adult, but it sounds like he was already mutilated as a child.

I honestly didn’t see that it was CBS, but I thought: has to be Larry Elison’s new team at CBS.