62 DEI : France loses their crown jewels almost exactly a year after hiring a woman as head of security 🤡 🇫🇷 (twitter.com) posted 243 days ago by SophiesBoyfriend 243 days ago by SophiesBoyfriend +62 / -0 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I mean... eventually the muzzies wouldve taken over and claimed the jewels as a tophy and spoils of demographic war.
It was most likely some muzzie clan who stole them.
Almost certainly, there's descriptions of what they did, what they were wearing, how they did it but nothing about the men who did it themselves.
You know what that means.
And most like. Going to be bought be some gulf state emir or such
They'll just have to settle for the consolation prize of claiming France's nuclear arsenal instead.
"Alright so I rigged them all to explode. Just press this button, and KABOOM! Some DEI fucktard had set the launch codes to 1234. Crazy, huh?"
That's the combination to my luggage!
Uh... eeerrr... THAT DEI HIRE MUST'VE STOLEN YOUR LUGGAGE LIKE THAT BALD FREAK THE BIDENS HIRED.
Honestly these thieves were probably already working for some Gulf State royal billionaire who decided those paintings would look better hanging on the walls of his palace.