Public execution, livestreamed on all of his social media accounts.

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be me

landlord in LA

rent house in the hills to 25yo CFO of a “real estate company”

arrives in lime-green Bentley w/ influencer "gf" + emotional support micro-poodle

stops paying rent

emails me a PDF from the county website saying “COVID-related income loss”

nothing I can do, because LA = anarchy

nonstop Eyes Wide Shut parties at my house

dog melts my hardwood floors w/ atomic diarrhea

claims poverty on paper while bottle-servicing magnums of Ace in my pool

private jets to Paris, Tulum, Miami, Vegas

"gf" showered w/ diamonds, birkin bags, red carpets, "chopper to 'chella"

everything posted on instagram, lest there be any doubt

eventually moves out, I celebrate prematurely

sues me for 8figs the next morning, just to f with me

2y legal war

vanishes

today: DOJ indicts him for stealing $130M from California’s homeless fund

may justice be served.

"dog melts my hardwood floors with atomic diarrhea"

Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

Can't say I feel sorry for the guy.

So when are the Clintons and all of congress getting arrested?

Don’t support this scumbag for the fraud but his company is responsible for putting up “affordable housing” (read: PROJECTS) for bums. Not exactly what I want going up in my neighborhood.

And cmon Shanghai-la industries? What are we, in a Judd apatow movie or something?