Anyone want a Neuralink?
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Nah I’m sticking to my reliable pager. It’s made in Israel so you know it’s quality.
Maybe relax with some VR games, you'll be able to get cheap headsets after the war.
The neuralink is also the perfect MKUltra weapon to activate Manchurian candidate style operatives. Suddenly you're being whispered to about certain topics and individuals of significance. And it goes on for years, until you finally snap and do what the voice is whispering to you. :')
And it's not even implausible. Real time data collection of what it is you're looking at, eye tracking to determine what it is you're focusing on, biometric data also collected in real time to measure your physiological response, throw all this into an AI to analize and effectively someone can know what you're thinking at all times. See two men kissing, have a disgust reaction, and you get flagged as being homophobic. See a police bodycam video of a black thug getting blasted and have a positive reaction, and you get flagged as being racist. Read a post about how the holocaust was fake and the jews rule the banks and don't have an angry reaction, and you get flagged as being antisemitic. So on and and so fourth.
Who pissed in your soykaf, chummer?
I, for one, am holding out for my magical powers. Can't have janky cyberware interfering with that.
No, but I'm not paralyzed. If I were, I'd be begging to get one.
Unnecessary when they have 5G death towers that can incapacitate entire regions instantly. Did you really think they'd stop chemtrails and fluoride in the water/food supply without having replaced it with something far more effective and dangerous to citizens? Especially those morons that got the genocide jabs and have graphene nanotech in their veins.
fuck man, the other day i checked the flux capacitor in my car and found programmed quantum fluctuations in the one corner that were clearly there as a result of targeted tachyon bombardments. i measured some and they were coming straight from the Large Hadron Collider. i can only imagine they were there so they could make my car blow up if ever i drove to Detroit and started yelling NIGGERRR out the window at people.
I was starting to have a bad day but your comment made me laugh the first time in awhile.ty
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Oh, just shut up, you absolute spaz. These brain implants (neuralink and others) are a massive threat to personal health, freedom and safety for probably 99%+ of the population (basically everyone unless you are a quadriplegic or have some severe brain damage), and while "my brain explodes due to wrongthink" is on that list it is so far down the list that it's basically irrelevant.
Posting stuff like this though will just make the average person write off any concerns because they'll just see yet another "but muh Joos!" schizoposter and ignore it.
There are bill boards on a busy freeway where I live that says "only you can stop anti semitism".
The funny part is he opened up a "wall of text" response to a meme by calling you a spaz.
ailurus's Neuralink is working just fine you see.
Average citizens under the age of 80 are waking up faster and faster to the scum sucking parasitic species known as jews, so your comment here is utter dogshit right from that assumption.