74 The argument for why vampires are scared of crosses in Netflixvania is...geometry confuses vampires (archive.md) posted 58 days ago by evilplushie 58 days ago by evilplushie +74 / -0 77 comments share 77 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It works as an explanation SO LONG as there are vampires that pre-date Dracula and Christianity.
BUT since this is revolving around Dracula even with the flimsy 'Hindu Vampires' excuse, it's quite a weak reason.
Confused by geometry is a crappy excuse no matter what you do.
It's still dumb.
The "True Faith" argument works better, whichever way you wish to parse the phrase.
That's why I said it was still a weak reason.
Better to assume that true faith works against vampires as if it's geological, why isn't it everywhere on every building and cart to fuck with vampires making it easier to escape them?
Ah, so the reason vampires can't enter private domiciles is the right angles of a square house scaring them away!
Hobbits are fucked then, they have round doors! Lol
Why it was the hindus who discovered it? Because the author of this series, Aditya "Adi" Shankar, is Indian
It would make sense in VtM then?