74 The argument for why vampires are scared of crosses in Netflixvania is...geometry confuses vampires (archive.md) posted 29 days ago by evilplushie 29 days ago by evilplushie +74 / -0 77 comments share 77 comments share save hide report block hide replies
It's still dumb.
The "True Faith" argument works better, whichever way you wish to parse the phrase.
That's why I said it was still a weak reason.
Better to assume that true faith works against vampires as if it's geological, why isn't it everywhere on every building and cart to fuck with vampires making it easier to escape them?
Ah, so the reason vampires can't enter private domiciles is the right angles of a square house scaring them away!
Hobbits are fucked then, they have round doors! Lol