To be fair all those things could have been and are done by indie devs. That's not what make something corporate slop.

Don't even attempt to try and play this game M&K

REAL YAKUZA USE A GAMEPAD

(jk I do prefer mkb but some types of games just work better with a pad even when both options are available)

Spam QTE on fucking everything even if you're just trying to do something like turn a wheel or stand up

Really it has QTE? Why is that still a thing? You're not calling "Tap X to turn wheel" QTE are you?