There’s nothing wrong with the “breeding hips” that’s part of the highly desirable hourglass figure that’s been the normal standard for voluptuous women for all of well European history at least. That’s why corsets were so popular for centuries and even today for some.
Funny enough she's gained three cup sizes since our first kid so she's planning on sewing herself a new corset. Turns out not a lot of stores sell stuff for H cups. There are some speciality stores, only a handful in the whole country that do it in person, but that's a road trip.
There’s nothing wrong with the “breeding hips” that’s part of the highly desirable hourglass figure that’s been the normal standard for voluptuous women for all of well European history at least. That’s why corsets were so popular for centuries and even today for some.
Funny enough she's gained three cup sizes since our first kid so she's planning on sewing herself a new corset. Turns out not a lot of stores sell stuff for H cups. There are some speciality stores, only a handful in the whole country that do it in person, but that's a road trip.
Is your wife single?
She is not I'm afraid. Besides that she's very particular, she's only interested in guys with three balls.
Huh. You must be avoiding jugglers like the plague, then.
Are you a descendant of Clementine of the Three Glands?