Fox news is a Palantir
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They're just waiting for the extended edition where the dark Lord is also a woman.
And not just any woman, but Guyladriel?
I m no man!
And I'm no mace welding liche king on a dragon. Oh wait
In an alternate timeline, the self-aware SNL skit spoofing the end of that battle with Leslie Jones being the Witch King and screaming loudly and she whips around that giant flail would be worth a hearty chuckle. Alas, we are here instead.
The 2nd game also butchered Galadriel, with the way she speaks to her handmaiden. Just as bad as millennia hopping non-wraith Celebrimbor, and way worse than sexy Shelob.
I mean, it almost happened in the Shadow of War game. Only for Sauron to bitch slap both her and her Bright Lord shade back to the ground where they belonged after they spent the entire game getting too big for their britches.
It was an awesome moment when a elf king challenges the devil to a sword fight in actual Tolkien lore.
Tolkien lore is filled with enough awesome moments to fill any series for a lifetime.
Heck, even the Shadow of Morder series showed that you just need to actually use the setting and then you can make up pretty awesome moments that don't fit in lore, but people still enjoy.