Your Tax Dollars at Work: Government Invests $22 Million in Cyber Underwear Called 'SMART ePANTS'
The U.S. federal government has allocated at least $22 million for the development of "smart" clothing capable of surveillance and data collection. The largest allocation of this funding is a project called SMART ePants, which will design underwear and oth...
we are long past the reality-parody inversion point
What are you kidding I can't wait for my boxers to inform the FBI that I'm at a gun range!
Then you run around punching yourself in the nuts yelling TAKE THAT G-MAN!
Oh boy isn't it fun how our money is spent?
Honestly though, that's research for you. You never know what will come of it, so it's good to try a lot of different paths
The tech isn't necessarily the problem, it's how it's going to be used. Is it going to be used against dissidents or to arrest cartel members?
"The POTUS requires a change, repeat, the POTUS requires a change"
They have too much time and money on their hands, better shut them down.
I have to give them credit on the silly name, at the very least.
We're getting close to being literally pants on head retarded.
Time for your mandatory penis inspection, citizen.
State enforced homosexuality
... oh come on!!! whats next smart jumpsuits made by apple that have almost all the functions of an iphone?
When they break and discharge into you, probably.
Microsoft is working on a backpack that has enough computing power to track your needs, and connect to your phone. I guess the next tyranny is clothes.